View Full Version : Drunk Bike riding.
HavokChylde
04-05-2005, 01:27 PM
Well, last night I was pretty tore up, and two of the friends I was here with, decided that they wanted to go ride bikes. I of course got involved, and hopped on my bike.
I wasn't five feet out of the driveway, when my drunkass fell on the pavement. I had enough balance left to land ok, but with my fucked up calciumlessness, the land wasn't as spectacular as it should have been. I put way too much pressure on my wrist, and it's killing me. Typing sucks ass because of this, and I'm starting to think I really did some damage on my wrist. The pain is incredibly strong.
After I had my wonderful little fall, I still kept riding, because at the time, being drunk, my wrist didn't hurt but a bit, but after we had gone about 2 miles, and made it to a little creek out here, the stabbing pain in my wrist kicked in. So I had to ride back with this pain in my wrist.
Bla.
bigck3000
04-05-2005, 01:32 PM
You = Owned
HavokChylde
04-05-2005, 01:34 PM
bigck98210 = banned.
FUCKORBEFUCKED
04-05-2005, 01:40 PM
You = Owned
bigck98210 = banned.
:thumbsup:
DIZNUTS
04-05-2005, 07:04 PM
You = Owned
bigck98210 = banned.
FUCKORBEFUCKED=corny?!?!?
Janglenut
04-05-2005, 07:37 PM
Remember:
NEVER, EVER, drink and drive you might hit a bumb and spill the beer.
HAH!
HavokChylde
04-05-2005, 07:39 PM
Seriously though, my wrist is still fucking with me. I've had a few mixed drinks, so the pain is disappearing bit by bit.
I think I'll ride my bike in a little bit.
Side note : Did you know riding your bike drunk can get you a D.U.I.????
Broken
04-05-2005, 08:13 PM
Did anyone get this said event on Video? That would be great, I could sell it n E-bay. Rose bites it on two Axles.
Ahh the riches!
Dave666
04-05-2005, 08:24 PM
I always do that put im high not drunk. The telephone poles always get in my damn way though
HavokChylde
04-05-2005, 08:50 PM
Well, I have a job interview, and a typing test tommorow. Wish me luck despite my ailment.
bnccoder
04-05-2005, 09:18 PM
Good luck.
HavokChylde
04-07-2005, 03:21 AM
I got hired!
I didn't need to take a typing test at all. Apparently I had enough computer experience from school, etc.
One question during the interview, was, "What experience do you have with computers, typing, and the internet?"
My reply was, "Wtf.com".
screwy
04-07-2005, 03:23 AM
I got hired!
I didn't need to take a typing test at all. Apparently I had enough computer experience from school, etc.
One question during the interview, was, "What experience do you have with computers, typing, and the internet?"
My reply was, "Wtf.com".
Why do you need a job? You're so successful in Japan.
bnccoder
04-07-2005, 10:04 AM
Just remember wait untill the second day to piss everyone off.
countrygrl
04-07-2005, 04:39 PM
Just remember wait untill the second day to piss everyone off.
I always like to get that over with in the first hour or so.
Broken
04-07-2005, 05:19 PM
I got hired!
I didn't need to take a typing test at all. Apparently I had enough computer experience from school, etc.
One question during the interview, was, "What experience do you have with computers, typing, and the internet?"
My reply was, "Wtf.com".
Interviewer: "What experience do you have with the interwebs?"
Havok" Shit Ho, I am a mod on WTF. "
Interviewer: "So you know Broken?"
Havok: "Not in the biblical sense"
Interviewer: "You're hired"
Another working American thanks to WTF. WTF staffing the world since 2004.
Nymphchick
04-07-2005, 05:21 PM
:bonk: its working too
HavokChylde
04-07-2005, 05:45 PM
Interviewer: "What experience do you have with the interwebs?"
Havok" Shit Ho, I am a mod on WTF. "
Interviewer: "So you know Broken?"
Havok: "Not in the biblical sense"
Interviewer: "You're hired"
Another working American thanks to WTF. WTF staffing the world since 2004.
Indeed. I also mentioned how much rep I have, and she got on all fours, and slobbed my knob.
Breathalizer test I assume?
Broken
04-07-2005, 06:06 PM
Indeed. I also mentioned how much rep I have, and she got on all fours, and slobbed my knob.
Breathalizer test I assume?
How many points did it cost you? I don't wanna have to drive down and slap a ho into place.
HavokChylde
04-07-2005, 06:07 PM
How many points did it cost you? I don't wanna have to drive down and slap a ho into place.
Well, I don't think she enjoyed the new "points" thing, but it cost me about 50,000 rep for that blowjob.
I bet a handjob would have costed about 1,000.
That's the last time I positive rep Cuddles for sexin.
Broken
04-07-2005, 06:12 PM
Well, I don't think she enjoyed the new "points" thing, but it cost me about 50,000 rep for that blowjob.
I bet a handjob would have costed about 1,000.
That's the last time I positive rep Cuddles for sexin.
She didn't hook you up? That's it Cuddles is pulling Prison duty on Rikers Island. Sluts these days~
jamesp
04-07-2005, 06:32 PM
I always like to get that over with in the first hour or so.
the only person that you have pissed off so far was cuddles......lezbos...bwahahaha.. ... :thumbsup:
countrygrl
04-07-2005, 10:22 PM
the only person that you have pissed off so far was cuddles......lezbos...bwahahaha.. ... :thumbsup:
I'm actually very adept at pissing people off. I've just been on good behavior here. :angel:
el crotcho
04-08-2005, 09:31 AM
next time you go and drink instead of a bike, ride a woman :thumbsup:
MaxPower
04-08-2005, 01:35 PM
Whiskey bottle
A brand new car
Oak tree you're in my way.
~Skynyard
HavokChylde
04-08-2005, 01:39 PM
Whiskey bottle
A brand new car
Oak tree you're in my way.
~Skynyard
One more drink fool,
Has downed me.
On the ground.
Dragonfly
04-08-2005, 03:47 PM
Side note : Did you know riding your bike drunk can get you a D.U.I.????
Of course it can! You could ride the bike drunk into a building crashing into a gas bottle somehow causing it to ignite and fly across the room knocking people out on its way, then crashing in some random area thats extremely sensitive exploding causing the building to collapse killing everyone inside.
My creative mind isnt working very well at the moment :( I'll try again later
jamesp
04-08-2005, 11:42 PM
a few years ago a guy got a DUI for riding through the middle of my town on a horse! he fought it in court and won!
because the horse wasnt drunk and it was really in control.
Thats just depressing...
dustinzgirl
04-09-2005, 12:03 AM
Well, last night I was pretty tore up, and two of the friends I was here with, decided that they wanted to go ride bikes. I of course got involved, and hopped on my bike.
I wasn't five feet out of the driveway, when my drunkass fell on the pavement. I had enough balance left to land ok, but with my fucked up calciumlessness, the land wasn't as spectacular as it should have been. I put way too much pressure on my wrist, and it's killing me. Typing sucks ass because of this, and I'm starting to think I really did some damage on my wrist. The pain is incredibly strong.
After I had my wonderful little fall, I still kept riding, because at the time, being drunk, my wrist didn't hurt but a bit, but after we had gone about 2 miles, and made it to a little creek out here, the stabbing pain in my wrist kicked in. So I had to ride back with this pain in my wrist.
Bla.
This isnt BT, but seriously, your a dumb ass. You shouldnt drink and ride a bike, that irresponsible.