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Easty
04-10-2005, 01:50 PM
have you ever been sitting down at a public place thinking of something sexual (banging the hot nurse in front of you at the doctor's) and you get wood? then you're asked to stand up, and you're like, "hold up, gimme a minute". i'm just wondering if this happened to any of you guys.
keebs
04-10-2005, 02:41 PM
yeah it sucks ass, so then you refuse to get up for like 5 minutes till it dies down, then you can go on. one time i was in a hot tub, and well after a while everyone just got naked, and there was this girl i really liked at the time and well i got a wood, talk about being embarresed.
el crotcho
04-11-2005, 09:09 AM
yeah dude standing wood sucks, one kid in one of my classes had a boner when he was up in front giving a presentation, and one of the girls that sists next to me pointed it out, fucking bitch, making me look at that shit
ChilianFuckFace
04-11-2005, 09:17 AM
At the beach yesterday, I got a wood while playing with this girl in the water. I had to stop playing around with her. I told her I wanted to go for a swim. God she is so HOT! I will bang her sooner or later. (She is a friend of the family :( )
Captain 151
04-12-2005, 04:28 PM
At the beach yesterday, I got a wood while playing with this girl in the water. I had to stop playing around with her. I told her I wanted to go for a swim. God she is so HOT! I will bang her sooner or later. (She is a friend of the family :( )
Its always good to set goals. :thumbsup:
Awaken
04-12-2005, 05:32 PM
Its always good to set goals. :thumbsup:
HAHAH! :thumbsup:
Well, I'm really good at killing a boner. I just remove all thought from my penis and it usually goes down.
Even if that doesn't work, I normally just pull my dick up to where it is pointing straight up and pressed against me in my pant waist.
Luckily I don't get boners in public places very often. :thumbsup:
TheLampIncident
04-12-2005, 06:19 PM
For some reason in school, I tend to "conviniently" get hard a few minutes before the class period ends...man, I hope people aren't paying attention. Walking through the halls with a boner sucks. It's just like..."Don't look at my crotch, don't look at my crotch, don't look at..."
Goatstack
04-12-2005, 11:15 PM
You people are embarrassed by the stupidest things.
Maybe if I pee'd my pants, but seriously.
Your penis is something to be proud of. If someone see's that yours works (albiet randomly) then thats just cool. Don't be a whiny bitch about it!
Woodreaux
04-13-2005, 12:04 AM
Just like in most high schools, where PE (Physical Education) has a special uniform, the Army has a special uniform for PT (Physical Training). During the 90's in the PT Uniforms were these short daisy duke length grey shorts. (Who the fuck designed that? The Village People?).
Anyway, sometimes soldiers catch hardons during PT formations. Hilarity and fag jokes ensue.
Smoke
04-13-2005, 12:26 AM
One time I got wood when I was with my mom's hot friend, and her husband was standing right there infront of me, boy, that was hard to cover up.
Then another time I was chilling with one of my friends(shes a girl) and i was sitting right next to her, and i couldn't stop looking at her, then baam, wood.
Easty
04-13-2005, 11:08 AM
i dunno why, but mine just goes right down when i start walking. maybe it's because the blood valves open up or something. fuckin anatomy
DIZNUTS
04-13-2005, 11:25 AM
lol i remember those days.......back in highschool i would be sleeping in class and have a nice dream hehe and pop a boner........and as luck would have it....my teacher would wake me up and call me to the chalkboard to write some shit....i was always like "yo give me a min....." it was good though.....i had 3 girls to the right of me and 2 on the left in one of the classes.......well once chick looked down and saw me having my hard on......well after school i hooked up wit her....2 days later she was suckin my dick :thumbsup:
Xploited
04-20-2005, 10:51 AM
I hate those very random moments where you're not even thinking about anything in particular and it's just like "WHAMMM!" then you realize you need to stand up.
KreffKa'sWill
04-20-2005, 03:03 PM
It always happens at the most inopportune times too. Like when there's someone important around. I don't know about you guys, but I don't think my boss wants to see me walkin around work with a chub.
Easty
04-20-2005, 03:05 PM
i dont think that i would either.
Fire_ze_Missles
04-20-2005, 03:28 PM
Tuck it under the belt, or the tried and true, "put a book in front of it".
swizeguy
04-20-2005, 04:01 PM
Haha i remember one time me and my girl were in the mall and she came up to me and started wispering in my ear... Well the things she was saying were just enough to make me wish i wasnt there. All of the sudden i really wished i wasnt there. Too many people. It was bad.
Later i took care of the "problem" with her tho ;)
HavokChylde
04-20-2005, 04:05 PM
My ex and I would always be cruising somewhere, speaking of "things", and then there would be a bit of fondling of "things". Once we got to where we were going, she'd hop out of the car no problems, and I'd be sitting there for about 5 minutes saying, "hold on, I'm gonna need a few minutes on this one."
Sometimes it would happen out of nowhere, just from being still, and the vibrations of the car.
:confuse:
Nailbomb
04-20-2005, 11:24 PM
Y'know, most of the time people won't even notice if you don't bring attention to it. Besides, what's so bad about people finding out you have a penis? Unless you're hung like a field mouse, it should be something you're proud of.
Easty
04-21-2005, 12:13 AM
My ex and I would always be cruising somewhere, speaking of "things", and then there would be a bit of fondling of "things". Once we got to where we were going, she'd hop out of the car no problems, and I'd be sitting there for about 5 minutes saying, "hold on, I'm gonna need a few minutes on this one."
Sometimes it would happen out of nowhere, just from being still, and the vibrations of the car.
:confuse:
can definitely relate. bumpy road, first day of school, you get the idea.
CopyLifted
04-21-2005, 12:17 AM
Yes, I have been in that situation many times :happysad:
But what I have been having a problem with for the past couple of years is, while at work, I think about DG and, well, our sexual ventures, and get wood right there on the spot. The good thing for me is I wear a leather apron at work, so it hides it..for the most part.
hove420
04-30-2005, 10:00 AM
have you ever been sitting down at a public place thinking of something sexual (banging the hot nurse in front of you at the doctor's) and you get wood? then you're asked to stand up, and you're like, "hold up, gimme a minute". i'm just wondering if this happened to any of you guys.
lmfao, yea in school man...theres this one teacher that always has her ass facing me everytime she is helping someone with a question, and of course i have to look, i mean who wouldnt look at a nice 24 year old firm ass...mmmm...anyway, it sucks b/c her thong is always ridding up, and like most, i find that highly attractive. its like a curse man, like everyday it happens...
hot teachers= :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
MaxPower
04-30-2005, 10:22 AM
Yes, I have been in that situation many times :happysad:
But what I have been having a problem with for the past couple of years is, while at work, I think about DG and, well, our sexual ventures, and get wood right there on the spot. The good thing for me is I wear a leather apron at work, so it hides it..for the most part.
Ever think the smell of leather contributed to it?
Dragonfly
04-30-2005, 11:07 AM
The beach is fucking annoying for me. Wearing board shorts and trying to catch waves, at the same time looking at all these glamour girls wearing close to nothing, getting wood and then catching a wave whilst thinking about em, right into the sandline where its too shallow to swim and you have to stand up...
Another time is a long time ago when i used to do swimming wearing speedo's. The worst fucking things of my life. With goggles on you can see all the girls asses underwater really nicely... well speaks for itself. BUT. Having your dick face downwards and then getting wood and it trying to break free is bad.
Especially as it pushes the speedos outwards leaving a clear gap where you can see my balls. To make it even worse, everyone else there has fucking goggles too.
Back in school, the pants and shirt i used to wear were the worst combination for having a hard on. The zipper on the pants helped push the shirt up a considerable amount making it pretty fucking obvious. And i fucking HATE trying to walk around with a boner.
Especially long distances.
Especially when the wood came for no reason.
And its extremely uncomfortable when its facing downwards inflating against the prickly hairs on your balls from shaving a week ago.
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think of bob dole taking a cold shower...its what i do...and it works everytime.
Adrenalin_junky
05-01-2005, 08:26 PM
yea sucks when you get one at the pools
ZeRedBug22
05-25-2005, 08:14 AM
no but this chick was over my house andshe had a camel toe and i saw and got a wood then she told me to dance with her
BullCrap
05-25-2005, 04:41 PM
Yea, that sucks. Boners and standing up does not mix, unless you can hide it. Which is really hard to do.
knockout15
05-27-2005, 10:10 AM
Ya, I have had that happen to me I was at the dentist at some hot babe bent over to pick up some chapstick she dropped and her g popped up like two inches out of her pants. I popped one when I saw, then less than five seconds later the dentist called my name to go to the back. I immediately stuck my hand in my pocket to hold my wood down so no one would see. Then I had to lay down in front of the dentsist so she could start.
Binarycow
05-30-2005, 12:29 AM
Sweatshirts that cover your wang area! But, if one of those aren't readily available, just put your books in front of it, or a really cold drink next to it!
YUCK FOU!!!
05-30-2005, 12:41 AM
HAHAH! :thumbsup:
Well, I'm really good at killing a boner. I just remove all thought from my penis and it usually goes down.
Even if that doesn't work, I normally just pull my dick up to where it is pointing straight up and pressed against me in my pant waist.
Luckily I don't get boners in public places very often. :thumbsup:
likewize, but alot of people just dont know this....
Slacker
05-30-2005, 02:40 AM
have you ever been sitting down at a public place thinking of something sexual (banging the hot nurse in front of you at the doctor's) and you get wood? then you're asked to stand up, and you're like, "hold up, gimme a minute". i'm just wondering if this happened to any of you guys.
yea i have had it happen to me during science i had to get up in front of the class and answer a question luckily no one notice or they didnt say anything
RageAgainst
05-30-2005, 06:38 AM
When you're in a pool or at the beach, it really sucks.
yeah its happend to me its worst when your taking a test with 100 of your class mates all around you and you have to pray no one notices
Icarus
07-01-2005, 03:34 PM
I was at the beach with a girl, and GOD DAMN she looked good in that bikini. I knew I was going to get major wood, but I had a back-up plan. It was at night (like 10:00) so the water was freezing. Of course, even that didn't help when I was carrying her wedding-night style through the water. But then I just let it ride :)