I'm becoming an Asexual

[Magic Hobo]

From now on, I will only fuck my hand. Why? I spent 5 minutes reading the Clam Bar. What a bunch of incomprehensible whores! Now I envy gay people...

Gay Dude 1: Hi, I like having sex with penises.

Gay Dude 2: I like having sex with penises too!

Both: UBER! *Start fucking*

Ah, the wonders of homosexuality... all the pleasure none of the hassle. Why must I enjoy the sight of tits and pussy!?

[dull_bullet]

clam bar is off limits to us guys :o

[keebs]

clam bar is off limits to us guys :o


and now we know why, thank you hobo for taking a hit for the team, so now no one will have any reason to wasnt to go in there.

[chucktheskiffie]

and now we know why, thank you hobo for taking a hit for the team, so now no one will have any reason to wasnt to go in there.
The clam bar is great... sometimes i throw on my wig and dress, and just saunter on in there.
They have these crying sessions, where they all group hug and cry together. I like that cause then i can cop a few sly feels...

[keebs]

The clam bar is great... sometimes i throw on my wig and dress, and just saunter on in there.
They have these crying sessions, where they all group hug and cry together. I like that cause then i can cop a few sly feels...


:rotflmao:

:thumbsup: wow that is awesome, the goal of chucktheskifie is end up in some cray sex orgy with all them. :thumbsup: also do you ever post in there?

[chucktheskiffie]

i can't post in there, cause i would have to register as female - which means i would have to decrease my iq by half...

(from 2 to 1)

[Magic Hobo]

Rofl here's (http://forums.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=7200) a thread where they tried to understand why the image of lesbian sex pleases men, then blamed it on innocence. Stuck up bitches, think that women signify innocence. Bitch please...

[Easty]

asexual means that you can reproduce on your own. jerkin' it wont bring you offspring, dude.

[Magic Hobo]

Then what do you call something that only has sex with it's own hand. I'd be more than happy to change it to fit so.

Fun Fact: Masturbation is like abortion for men! All you children, flooding out of your urethra (sp?), into a tissue.

[VenomHowell]

From now on, I will only fuck my hand. Why? I spent 5 minutes reading the Clam Bar. What a bunch of incomprehensible whores! Now I envy gay people...

Gay Dude 1: Hi, I like having sex with penises.

Gay Dude 2: I like having sex with penises too!

Both: UBER! *Start fucking*

Ah, the wonders of homosexuality... all the pleasure none of the hassle. Why must I enjoy the sight of tits and pussy!?

Thanks for stereotyping, asshole. I've never had a one night stand in my life and I never plan to. I'm settling down with a life partner as soon as possible, and would gladly have only one partner in my entire life. And we haven't had sex yet, even after 6 months...

[Easty]

Then what do you call something that only has sex with it's own hand. I'd be more than happy to change it to fit so.

Fun Fact: Masturbation is like abortion for men! All you children, flooding out of your urethra (sp?), into a tissue.

tissue? mr. socko is the shiz-nite!

[Magic Hobo]

Oh sure Venom, you're the good, reserved homosexual. You did realize I was joking right? I'm sure good, reserved gays like you are everywhere. And who says that was a one night stand? Maybe those two horny homosexuals became life partners. Open your mind Venom, see the light.
tissue? mr. socko is the shiz-nite!
Here's the problem: I'm poor, and thus would be inclined to re-use the sock. For me: Wipe, Clean, Flush.

P.S. ROFL, I just told a gay guy to open his mind. I own.

[el crotcho]

thank you oh kind hobo for doing research and venturing into the land of the abyss :thumbsup:

[Amoeba]

P.S. ROFL, I just told a gay guy to open his mind. I own.

You sure do.

[DIZNUTS]

Thanks for stereotyping, asshole. I've never had a one night stand in my life and I never plan to. I'm settling down with a life partner as soon as possible, and would gladly have only one partner in my entire life. And we haven't had sex yet, even after 6 months...
so uhh did u only like do oral and jerked each other off or something....oh yea me and a few friends made a bet...in a gay relationship who takes it in the ass?

[HavokChylde]

From now on, I will only fuck my hand. Why? I spent 5 minutes reading the Clam Bar. What a bunch of incomprehensible whores! Now I envy gay people...

Gay Dude 1: Hi, I like having sex with penises.

Gay Dude 2: I like having sex with penises too!

Both: UBER! *Start fucking*

Ah, the wonders of homosexuality... all the pleasure none of the hassle. Why must I enjoy the sight of tits and pussy!?


So you're saying you want to get down on some gay sex? :confuse:

[Magic Hobo]

No, I'm saying I wish I was gay. But the thought of having sex with another man sickens me. I'm sad that I have to be attracted to those bitches, so I'm gonna go hermit or something.

[MaxPower]

Thanks for stereotyping, asshole. I've never had a one night stand in my life and I never plan to. I'm settling down with a life partner as soon as possible, and would gladly have only one partner in my entire life. And we haven't had sex yet, even after 6 months...
Why do people think that Gay men are just a bunch of sex addicts? I know a few guys who are gay. One you can tell (kinda flamie, but a good guy all the same), and a few that you would never know. None of them are any more horny than your average guy. True your avarage guy is a dog, but still, no les of a dog than your average gay man. These misconceptions are generated by social morons who are afraid of cultures, and life styles that they are ignorant of.

[MaxPower]

No, I'm saying I wish I was gay. But the thought of having sex with another man sickens me. I'm sad that I have to be attracted to those bitches, so I'm gonna go hermit or something.
Hypothetically, do you want to be a pitcher? Or a catcher?

[KreffKa'sWill]

Why do people think that Gay men are just a bunch of sex addicts? I know a few guys who are gay. One you can tell (kinda flamie, but a good guy all the same), and a few that you would never know. None of them are any more horny than your average guy. True your avarage guy is a dog, but still, no les of a dog than your average gay man. These misconceptions are generated by social morons who are afraid of cultures, and life styles that they are ignorant of.

The idea isn't that they're any more horny than your average guy, it's just that the woman tends to be the control factor. When you have 2 guys in a relationship there's a higher likelihood of their being a lot more sex simply because men tend to be more willing than women.

[Magic Hobo]

Hypothetically, do you want to be a pitcher? Or a catcher?

To make a long story short, pitcher.

P.S. I'm not afraid of gay people. I've already said that was a joke. In all honesty I'm perfectly fine with gay people, and by no means afraid of them.

[Erratum]

wtf thats kinda gay guy y don't u got fuck so gays and the clam bar is pretty funny

[bnccoder]

That makes absolutly no sence.

[hove420]

:rotflmao:
ahhh i love how funny noobs are...

...woot, ive been here for a month
hahaha

[ferengi]

wtf thats kinda gay guy y don't u got fuck so gays and the clam bar is pretty funny

It....it...IT'S TRYING TO SPEAK TO US!:confuse:

[Magic Hobo]

That makes absolutly no sence.

What don't make sense? That newbs post or my hypothetical pitching?

[YUCK FOU!!!]

girls have no idea how the male brain works, to them its just stupid and blobbering, but from past no sexist experiences, the men on this site seem to be more intellectual than all of the chicks, although you do get alot of dumasses......

[teh anarchist]

It....it...IT'S TRYING TO SPEAK TO US!:confuse:
RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS .. and then send the newbs to farm cocks and flood the plains. :sword::D

P.S. The newb's post didn't make sense, pitching would be the logical thing to want .... if for some reason you would want that at all.

[Magic Hobo]

RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS .. and then send the newbs to farm cocks and flood the plains. :sword::D

P.S. The newb's post didn't make sense, pitching would be the logical thing to want .... if for some reason you would want that at all.

They say everybody (men and women) have one gay fantasy. I haven't had one (I think) though there was this dream where I was 7 and a pedophile suddenly appeared in my house. Luckily as soon as the pedo appeared I woke up out of fright, and a powerful urge to urinate.

Though I suppose catching has it's perks. To a certain degree isn't eating a woman 'catching' for men? However I wouldn't want to catch in my anus. I mean, at least the responsibility of pleasuring is gone, right? Now, you can criticize!

P.S. Wow, I am so homo.

[I Hate The FCC]

They say everybody (men and women) have one gay fantasy. I haven't had one (I think) though there was this dream where I was 7 and a pedophile suddenly appeared in my house. Luckily as soon as the pedo appeared I woke up out of fright, and a powerful urge to urinate.

Though I suppose catching has it's perks. To a certain degree isn't eating a woman 'catching' for men? However I wouldn't want to catch in my anus. I mean, at least the responsibility of pleasuring is gone, right? Now, you can criticize!

P.S. Wow, I am so homo.
Wow this thread is ghey. :gay:

[MaxPower]

The idea isn't that they're any more horny than your average guy, it's just that the woman tends to be the control factor. When you have 2 guys in a relationship there's a higher likelihood of their being a lot more sex simply because men tend to be more willing than women.
Sounds like you haven’t found the right woman. Even if you don't meet the right woman, you can make up for it in sheer numbers. Go get yourself a bunch of girlfriends. That way, statistically, the odds of getting some at any given time will increase exponentially. See I banged my head against the wall, in order to work out the odds of probability, and got nowhere. I ended up having to turn to Fractal Geometry.

Here’s what I came up with:

z(0) = pixel;
if real(z(n) > 0 then z(n+1) = (real(z(n))^2 - imag(z(n))^2 - 1)
+ i * (2*real(z((n)) * imag(z((n))) else
z(n+1) = (real(z(n))^2 - imag(z(n))^2 - 1 + real(c) * real(z(n))
+ i * (2*real(z((n)) * imag(z((n)) + imag(c) * real(z(n))

See you bang one girl till her eyes pop. Then she brags about you to two friends. They have to find out. So now you're banging three girls. They brag. It becomes nine girls. They brag. Eighteen is now your number of sex partners.
But here's where it gets weird. The straight math goes out the window, when the Rumor theorem comes into play. Now the talk of your sexual prowess begins to travel beyond women that even know you. Now they begin to seek you out in packs. Like hungry wolves. You won’t have time to sleep or eat, just bang!... bang!... bang!

It's much easier to find a woman that really likes sex.

[bnccoder]

Very true, one thing you want to remember though, screwing her friends while you are with her will get you in deep trouble. They always find out.

[MaxPower]

Ahhhhhh Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.

[chucktheskiffie]

See you bang one girl till her eyes pop. Then she brags about you to two friends. They have to find out. So now you're banging three girls. They brag. It becomes nine girls. They brag. Eighteen is now your number of sex partners.
But here's where it gets weird. The straight math goes out the window, when the Rumor theorem comes into play. Now the talk of your sexual prowess begins to travel beyond women that even know you. Now they begin to seek you out in packs. Like hungry wolves. You won’t have time to sleep or eat, just bang!... bang!... bang!

Max, you have just described a marketing technique! not bad for a systems engineer...

See, if you walk up to a girl in a party, and say "You know, i'm a great shag," thats advertising. If you get a friend to go to the girl on your behalf and say "That guy over there is a great shag," thats public relations.

BUT, if the girl comes up to you and says "i've heard you are a great shag" -



THATS BRANDING!!!!

All of a sudden, you are now the coke, Mcdonalds, or Ford of the Sex world....

The ultimate aim.

[F_IT_ALL]

From now on, I will only fuck my hand. Why? I spent 5 minutes reading the Clam Bar. What a bunch of incomprehensible whores! Now I envy gay people...

Gay Dude 1: Hi, I like having sex with penises.

Gay Dude 2: I like having sex with penises too!

Both: UBER! *Start fucking*

Ah, the wonders of homosexuality... all the pleasure none of the hassle. (Edited for homo-erotisizm)


lol...if only a women was a mental male (Doesn't makes sense? Blow ME!)

[teh anarchist]

I suppose catching has it's perks.
No, a male catching for another male has no perks whatsoever. Correct me if I'm wrong here. :confuse:

[LiberatioN]

clam bar is off limits to us guys :o

you can still READ everything.

lol...if only a women was a mental male (Doesn't makes sense? Blow ME!)

some are...it's just hard to find the ones that are insensitive towards stupid stuff but sensitive to the important stuff (and even harder to find them if they meet that criteria + they're at least decent looking)

[Bane41]

Why doesn't everyone just get in a fucking circle jerk and shut the fuck up! No body fucking cares if your gay. No one is applauding you. Girls are not bitches, you guys are why there are so many fucking lesbians and less available straight girls. Most of them are bi anyway. So stop being fucking conceded, which is what your doing, and except that being a man isn't better or worse than being a woman. Jesus christ. This is no intellectual conversation. Most gay men adore women but are not attracted to them. Me, personally I don't give a shit if a man's gay or not. Sex is not that important in life. If you have too much sex now you will regret it later. 9/10 this happens. And even if you hate women your acting the same way they do. They hate men. So if you want to be better than them, shut your mouth and ignore the ones who are the actual bitches.

[MaxPower]

Max, you have just described a marketing technique! not bad for a systems engineer...

Thanks.



THATS BRANDING!!!!

All of a sudden, you are now the coke, Mcdonalds, or Ford of the Sex world....

The ultimate aim.
So are you saying I should get the Nike Swish tatooed on my Johnson?

[xxdanzzxx]

Just so you know asexuel means you can reproduce by losing limbs,or dividing ect..

[Sektor]

No, that's regeneration. Also, it's asexual.

</grammar nazi>

Why doesn't everyone just get in a fucking circle jerk and shut the fuck up! No body fucking cares if your gay. No one is applauding you. Girls are not bitches, you guys are why there are so many fucking lesbians and less available straight girls. Most of them are bi anyway. So stop being fucking conceded, which is what your doing, and except that being a man isn't better or worse than being a woman. Jesus christ. This is no intellectual conversation. Most gay men adore women but are not attracted to them. Me, personally I don't give a shit if a man's gay or not. Sex is not that important in life. If you have too much sex now you will regret it later. 9/10 this happens. And even if you hate women your acting the same way they do. They hate men. So if you want to be better than them, shut your mouth and ignore the ones who are the actual bitches.

Chill out dude, most of us are joking... lol.

[Bane41]

sorry I was just pissed off when I wrote that. But really Magic Hobo I could care less if you were gay so yea........

[ZeRedBug22]

All i have to say is what the fuck