Man I'm so sad

[Echo24]

I can't get a girlfriend and I feel really bad for myself. Tell me something i cn do to get a girl or i'll go crazy! PLZ help! :eek:

[Grade A Haze]

It is true. You should be sad..

*slap*

lol no I'm kidding. Listen to me very carefully now. Just go up to the girl you likesomeone] and just start to talk to her. But make sure she isn't around any of her friends, they just ruin things. Be straight out, tell her that your eyes spotted her and that you feelin somethin about her. Get into a conversation, ask her a little about herself, you know? By now she obviously should know you like her[if not then she's a stupid bitch]Finally, don't be a pussy, ask her for her number. If she gives it to you, then it's all good. Call her up and shit..If she doesn't, then don't be discouraged. There are more fish in the sea.

~Anthony

[Echo24]

boy you sure are straightforward.

[Grade A Haze]

Don't be shy. It won't get you anything except the classification as 'cute'.

"Oh he's got a crush on me? He's so cute."

^ Fuck you, bitch.

Anyway, my techniques will get you pussy in no time. That is - if you do it correctly.

[Echo24]

i don't want pussy yet! i'm only not even a freshman!

[Grade A Haze]

Wow dude. I'm a freshman...=\

[Echo24]

no, u don't get it.
i WANT pussy, it's just not good to actually GET it yet.

[Grade A Haze]

Why isn't it good? Don't be scared to get some lol

[otepsoul]

Why isn't it good? Don't be scared to get some lol
the girls are to young at his age.

[Grade A Haze]

What is he? 8?

[Echo24]

well, yeah, kind of. but also i just don't want an STD or a son or daughter yet.

[Grade A Haze]

Ok dude how old are you?

And you can use condoms lol

[Echo24]

they don't necessarily work. but oh well let's not dwell on this.

[Grade A Haze]

Ight man. Just tryin' to help :D

[CoNfUzZlEd]

Alrighty, If you are worried about girls heres are some tips...

1. Most girls(or the ones that i know) actually like confidence so work on that a bit but PLEASE dont mistaken confidence for being cocky.

2. You actually need to be interested in the girl's personality besides just fucking her. If you want a girlfriend that is...not a fuck buddy.

3. Anthony is right, dont be afraid to talk to her but dont freak her out by being overly into her right off the back. Give it a bit of time to get to know her before you ask for her number. I say maybe a couple of days of striking up conversation. Once you get to know her a bit ask for her number. If you get her number dont be chicken shit (once again confidence) and not call her cuz if you dont you will seem hypocritical. Talk to her on the phone get to know her a bit more... then a date. Dont make it seem like wam bam thank you mam.

there is a girls point of view...

[_Kitana_]

well, yeah, kind of. but also i just don't want an STD or a son or daughter yet.

also.... when you find someone you really care about, and really love and really know....

it will be a 100 times better then anything else.

[shiken]

girls are bitches.

[Jeranamo]

girls are bitches.
i think you mean, girls are HOT bitches

[Grade A Haze]

Yep girls are bitches. There is the occasional girl who you'll find that happens to fit your perspective of 'perfect'..but then after adapting to your surrondings, fucks around.

Bitches...

:gun:

[SpIkEyOaSs]

dont get a girl exactly like you they dont shut up and it gets annoying they dont stop calling, talking, or askin for a date :mad: :mfinger: . anyway i have techniques for u my friend. If you want a girl that has a boyfriend already listen up. this is how i got mine :) you have to always make her feel special and always listen to her. look into her eyes when u tlak to her too. make her feel more special then when her b/f does. and make sumthin big ;) bound to no more but cant think now.

Btw dont get caught with drugs and i had another thing in mnid but i lost it...damn.. keep reminding me im bound to remember..gL man later :mfinger:

[Grade A Haze]

Gettin a girl that already has a man? Pft, simple. Sometimes I wouldn't even bother to go out with them, just play around. You know ;)

[Echo24]

well thanks for all the help. but it still seems to be that i lack confidence that seems to be the problem.

[_Kitana_]

well thanks for all the help. but it still seems to be that i lack confidence that seems to be the problem.

BINGo

[Echo24]

well im glad i finally hit the nail on the head. for once i was right the first time.

[_Kitana_]

i still wouldn't date ya

[Echo24]

well gee thanx for the positive feedback. :bawling:

[Echo24]

jk obviously in case u didn't know.

[Echo24]

but seriously that wasn't very nice oh well u already said it.

[_Kitana_]

but seriously that wasn't very nice oh well u already said it.

sorry... i never did like those people who felt like to be complete they needed someone

love is always a mistake and most people are never really looking for it

and when you find it....

your world is.... its hard to explain

[Unforgiven]

some tips from me:

1) be an asshole... most girls say they like the sensitive guys, but you see them going out with assholes who treat them like dirt and don't respect them.

2) have lots of money... just cause that's what girls go after.

3) have good looks, or you'll stay single permanently.

4) (Optional) get a nice car... just cause they're sexy.

[_Kitana_]

some tips from me:

1) be an asshole... most girls say they like the sensitive guys, but you see them going out with assholes who treat them like dirt and don't respect them.

Blah... that is only if your chasing barbie and her friend kelly.

2) have lots of money... just cause that's what girls go after.

BS... my Jesse never had a dime and I loved him to death.


3) have good looks, or you'll stay single permanently.

You don't need good looks, unless the chick your chasing is shallow and empty.

4) (Optional) get a nice car... just cause they're sexy.

Ummmm....... excuse me. If I want a nice car, I will work and get one myself...redo the motor and body. I don't like them cause they are sexy or cute. I love them for the sleek curvs of their body, the way the purr at my touch... how they move under my fingertips...how they trust me and I trust them..... and how fast they can take me from 0-60.

[Echo24]

Kitana, ur post made me sad. did that happen to you and that's how u know? oh, and i agree completely w/ unforgiven. that's too funny! :ugly:

[Echo24]

wait. was that a metaphor comparing a car and a guy? OOOOOH, NOW i get it. boy, i'm so sharp. :balloons: :loons2:

[_Kitana_]

Kitana, ur post made me sad. did that happen to you and that's how u know? oh, and i agree completely w/ unforgiven. that's too funny! :ugly:

how does my post make you sad. I was telling you that I found love in my life and my world is undescribable.

[Echo24]

sorry... i never did like those people who felt like to be complete they needed someone

love is always a mistake and most people are never really looking for it

and when you find it....

your world is.... its hard to explain
well, yeah, but u made it sound so...idk...sad, like i said, like no one really understood love even when they found it. :sad: that makes me sad.

[_Kitana_]

well, yeah, but u made it sound so...idk...sad, like i said, like no one really understood love even when they found it. :sad: that makes me sad.

you won't....love is something that you can not fully understand. Thats part of the beauty

[Echo24]

how is it beautiful if you can't understand something?

[Unforgiven]

dude... you're still young. there's lots of time. i'm 19 and never had a g/f... don't want one yet. that way i can do whatever the hell i want whenever the hell i want and don't have to worry about being tied down.

[_Kitana_]

how is it beautiful if you can't understand something?

hmm....

let me get back to you on this one echo

[Grade A Haze]

dude... you're still young. there's lots of time. i'm 19 and never had a g/f... don't want one yet. that way i can do whatever the hell i want whenever the hell i want and don't have to worry about being tied down.

Whoa..

:confused:

[Echo24]

hey unforgiven, how can i take ur advice if u've never had a gf? jw ;)

[Broken]

hey unforgiven, how can i take ur advice if u've never had a gf? jw ;)
Great qeuastion:

You learn from mistakes. It's much less painful to learn for someone elses mistakes. Advice is worth what you take from it. It costs you nothing.

[gumercules]

sometimes it's just helpful to have an outside perspective... plus i know from my experience before i ever had a gf that i would know what to do, i just couldn't get the guts to do it. so i was perfectly good for advice.

[diK]

If you dont have confidence , everything else is useless , trust me I should know , I've hit on a girl when I've had confidence & when I've not had confidence ,

Witout Confidence = Almost Guranteed REJECTION
Confidence = a Piece of ass & maybe a date

forget everything else , once you have COnfidence learn from you mistakes.......Take advice from the 13 Year old :D :mfinger:

[Echo24]

i'm 13 too, and how the hell would you know if you get a "piece of ass" out of it? have you actually done it? :confused:

[thomasca]

I can't get a girlfriend and I feel really bad for myself. Tell me something i cn do to get a girl or i'll go crazy! PLZ help! :eek:

GWAH HA HA HA HA!!!

Oh man, why don't you try talking to girls? Or perhaps plastic surgery? A paper bag might help.

[Echo24]

i'm not even going to bother to respond. u have only posted 20 times in 4 months! i've already got more than twice that in like four days. :tongue: so :mfinger: and ur evil laugh.

[Echo24]

Great qeuastion:

You learn from mistakes. It's much less painful to learn for someone elses mistakes. Advice is worth what you take from it. It costs you nothing.
wait. if u answered that question, than r u broken AND unforgiven? 4give me if it's obvious, i've only been here like four days.

[Broken]

wait. if u answered that question, than r u broken AND unforgiven? 4give me if it's obvious, i've only been here like four days.

Nope I am Broken, and he is Unforgiven. We are not the same poster.

Yeah yeah I misspelled question... That doesn't make me unforgiven.. Lmao~~

[Echo24]

hey there's a pun in there... "r u unforgiven? 4give me if i'm rong..."

[screw_you_jack]

i'm 13 too, and how the hell would you know if you get a "piece of ass" out of it? have you actually done it? :confused:
Dude, little man, if your only 13 then forget about getting any ass and get back to your god damn homework!! You are bitching about not having a girl friend or sex at 13? that almost makes me puke alittle. Here's some advice, i really think you should take, grow up a few years, then start bitching again when ur 16. THen, and only then would i even feel sorry or compasion for you.

[otepsoul]

Dude, little man, if your only 13 then forget about getting any ass and get back to your god damn homework!! You are bitching about not having a girl friend or sex at 13? that almost makes me puke alittle. Here's some advice, i really think you should take, grow up a few years, then start bitching again when ur 16. THen, and only then would i even feel sorry or compasion for you.
yeah he wont get laid till hes 40 maybe.

[jamie_homo]

I can't get a girlfriend and I feel really bad for myself. Tell me something i cn do to get a girl or i'll go crazy! PLZ help! :eek:

you go up to a girl and slap her ass and at the same time touch her pussy

[otepsoul]

you go up to a girl and slap her ass and at the same time touch her pussy
hey whats up man.

[jamie_homo]

hey whats up man.

fuck u sup dogg im a thug.

[The_DEA]

fuck u sup dogg im a thug.
and again i have the whole "gangster" thing
your white deal with it

[otepsoul]

and again i have the whole "gangster" thing
your white deal with it
actully hes black, lmfao

[The_DEA]

actully hes black, lmfao
he dont need to fit the sterotype then if he is black then ast white :P

[Echo24]

Dude, little man, if your only 13 then forget about getting any ass and get back to your god damn homework!! You are bitching about not having a girl friend or sex at 13? that almost makes me puke alittle. Here's some advice, i really think you should take, grow up a few years, then start bitching again when ur 16. THen, and only then would i even feel sorry or compasion for you.
look, i wasn't complaining because i don't have sex. i was complaining because i didn't have a girlfriend and sometimes i get so depressed about it that i contemplate how easy it would be to take my life. :mfinger: :mad:

[thomasca]

i'm not even going to bother to respond. u have only posted 20 times in 4 months! i've already got more than twice that in like four days. :tongue: so :mfinger: and ur evil laugh.

Maybe that's cause I'm not addicted/obsessive over this board, maybe? :rolleyes: I got a life too.

[screw_you_jack]

look, i wasn't complaining because i don't have sex. i was complaining because i didn't have a girlfriend and sometimes i get so depressed about it that i contemplate how easy it would be to take my life. :mfinger: :mad:
well then, what i said still appiles. Your only 13, you've got so much still ahead of you in your future. You comtemplate suicide becuase you don't have a girl freind now, but your still just a little boy. You have you whole future just waiting for you to take it. Stick it out a bit, and see what comes. NOt tring to sound all hippie-ish, but tomorrow really is anoughter chance to fix the mistakes of today.... good luck

[Grade A Haze]

You think about killing yourself because you don't got a girl? Do you really want people to know that.

"Oh look. He committed suicide cause he didn't have a girl"

I think not.

[Ni99aRuss]

yeah Grade A Haze's technique should get you in some poonanny in no time...you have to remember these sacred words
"ALL HOES ARE STUPID"
If you understand the true meaning behind that sentence you should be knee deep in some ass real soon....
All you have to do is talk to them....you will have to sacrifice 15 minutes of your time listening to their bullshit chit chat ....just ACT like you give a fuck ....and WhaAaAm....youll be bustin nutts like a jack rabbit...

[tharuz]

I can't get a girlfriend and I feel really bad for myself. Tell me something i cn do to get a girl or i'll go crazy! PLZ help! :eek:

how about you just ask her?

geez, try not to be a music listening dipshit, grow up, be a man, not some pussy that puts shit on the computer asking for fuking simpathy, stop being pathetic, it`s your own life, youre the only one that`ll make it better, you sicken me

[Chris]

Um, echo-guy, two things...this has been said before but, you are only thirteen! There is no reason for you to be depressed or whatever you wanna call just because you don't have a girl friend, you have to make try to make friends with a girl, then you can go further...if she then REFUSES, with a big "R", then you can start talking about being sad...but depressed


Now on to your signature...yes, I do speak french, it "vagina", not "vagin.", idiot

[phil]

how about you just ask her?

geez, try not to be a music listening dipshit, grow up, be a man, not some pussy that puts shit on the computer asking for fuking simpathy, stop being pathetic, it`s your own life, youre the only one that`ll make it better, you sicken me

Fuck off and leave him alone u stupid little geek shit, don't like it? don't fucking post asshole. fuckin loser from a place i've never even heard of, what a shit flag your tribal fucks have.

[Chris]

um, dicknose, he posted it here for "ranting", everyone can say their meaning, about the topi, he did, you are the idiot, who comes in here and puts your opinion on his post, then you relate that to his flag...as you would say in england , twat!

[gumercules]

get back on topic

[blezedez]

Just be yourself, If you have to change yourself just to get a girl, than your relationship is not worthy. TRust me you dont want to pretent or pose, becuase there would be no basis, and how long can u pretend? and it will eat u fom the inside out knowing that your not urself. For now just do you, and if a female starts liking u den she does, it shouldnt have to be something u gotta work that hard at, or change to be. Relations like that dont last long becuase they are not strong. Dont sweat it your time will come, whether its when u find the right girl to get married to 12 years from now, or the perfect lady tomorow when your at school, as long as your doing you youll be happy, otherwise its not worth it. And dont "contemplate" taking your life becasue u dont have a girl friend, tak eit easy bud, focus on something else DONT STRESS it will just end up in rou hair falling out, ulsers, and veins poppin out ya ass....and no girl wants that.

[Chris]

Alrighty, If you are worried about girls heres are some tips...

1. Most girls(or the ones that i know) actually like confidence so work on that a bit but PLEASE dont mistaken confidence for being cocky.

2. You actually need to be interested in the girl's personality besides just fucking her. If you want a girlfriend that is...not a fuck buddy.

3. Anthony is right, dont be afraid to talk to her but dont freak her out by being overly into her right off the back. Give it a bit of time to get to know her before you ask for her number. I say maybe a couple of days of striking up conversation. Once you get to know her a bit ask for her number. If you get her number dont be chicken shit (once again confidence) and not call her cuz if you dont you will seem hypocritical. Talk to her on the phone get to know her a bit more... then a date. Dont make it seem like wam bam thank you mam.

there is a girls point of view...


This kid is in school, just look it up in the eferance folder or whatever, if you haven't gotten that, just as ka the secretary...she'll have it, but don't call her straightaway, she'll just be like "oh, it's you, just wondering...I have some ideas ofhow you got my number, but why did you get it?" so, basicly, get to know her, ubt if you're to much of a coward to ask her number, ask the secretary...

[Giveupthegrudge]

Don't let it drive you crazy little man
Bros before hoes dude, bros before hoes

[FUBAR]

alright little dude, or small fry or something, heres a lesson that i have learned its that im 17 never had a gf, tried dam hard to get one, found a chick exactly like me good match personality, had all this CONFIDENCE, i got REFUCKINGJECTED, dam.....dam......im gonna go cry now...this sucks.....anywho.prepare for death

[sharkattakgirl]

Sad? Depressed? There's only one answer. You know what must be done. :gun: :bawling:

[RGN-dRaGoN]

Sad? Depressed? There's only one answer. You know what must be done. :gun: :bawling:

hey i dont have a GF and im at times are very depressed, and wat i dont understand at times y i dont have a gf. but suicide isnt the answer, stay strong and fight thru any pain that u are going thru, and good luck!

[yotaka]

Yeah dude, don't kill yourself. I'm 13 too and am kinda depressed 'cause I don't have a boyfriend and I know a lot of girl in my grade that do. I have come to realize that the reason why no one will ask me out is bcs I don't have my boobs spilling out the front of my shirt and having guys sign their names on my ass just for the fun of it.

Guys are just usually too immature at this age to actually have the balls to ask a girl out that they like, not just the girl who is all up in their face and is WAY too easy.

So my advice to you is if you really want a girlfriend then work up the nerve to ask out the girl you like out. If she is a bitch and is like, "Ewww, no way!" then you know that she just was the right girl 4 you and wait till you find the one that you feel comfertable with and she actually wants to get to know you better (that was a run on, o well).

But if you're still too embarrased to ask anyone out then just wait till your in highschool. Maybe by then you will feel more comfertable in your own skin and will have the courage to ask a girl out. Good luck!

[undiehiker04]

You don't need to end your life over not having a girlfriend. I have one and she just recently moved to TX and I miss her sooo much and sometimes I cry myself to sleep. I have thought about ending my life, but then I would never be able to see her again. Knowing that I could never see her again isn't worth it. I can't do it. After she moved my parents put me on Prozac. I will get to visit her and she will visit me. You just need to remember tommorow is another day and you are still young as am I and it isn't worth it. My advice is to find a girl that you can have as a friend and then see how your relationship develops. Good Luck and don't kill yourself

[Pachyderm]

I can't get a girlfriend and I feel really bad for myself. Tell me something i cn do to get a girl or i'll go crazy! PLZ help! :eek:

It seems like I always reply to these posts the same way...anyway. Most people trying to 'get' a girlfriend, are looking too hard. You'll find one in someone you least expect it, where you least expect it. It seems that you might tryiing too hard, watch out for that, most girls can tell when a guy is trying too hard, and only some girls like that kind of thing. My advice to you is to sit back, hang out with your guy friends, do new things that you haven't done before like, join a gym, go bowling, go fishing, or what ever, you'll meet new people. But most of all relax.

[dbmott]

"Oh he's got a crush on me? He's so cute.

^ Fuck you, bitch."

HAHA! That cracks me up. Yeah I tend to let the girls come to me because a lot of the girls in my school are either sluts, total bitches, or druggies and I hate going after girls that may fall into one of those categories. I tend to attract the same type of person that I am. So it all works!

[durtytoothbrush]

The more that you hope and prey for a g/f the more they are going to get scared away. Get to know yourself and as Pach said get involved in something. If you show that you are independant, don't give a shit what people think, and that you can live without a girlfriend- the girls will line up. There is the ugliest guy at my school that is so independant and just light-heartedly funny that he won male beauty and SO many girls have crushes on him. (but really, he is UGLY- he has acne and is in band with no muscles) but since he has so much confidence he is loved by all.

[Echo24]

Hey admins, I have a gf now, so maybe we want to delete-ify this thread.

[Hypertron]

http://www.wtf.com/gallery/data/2/1holythreadresbatman.jpg

[Not your enemy]

Dude.......when i was 13 i was running around with airgun blowing up garbage bins.

[Not your enemy]

Hey look....dbmott is a male whore.....can i have your work #?

[rcarhar]

1) be an asshole... most girls say they like the sensitive guys, but you see them going out with assholes who treat them like dirt and don't respect them.
this is true

are you an asshole ?