Self-fellatio

[mrstarcraft]

How bout it? If you could, would you suck your own dick?

[ferengi]

I wouldn't have the energy to fight off all the chicks that are already down there fighting over it, so no. :thumbsup:

[teh anarchist]

Dude, don't get me wrong, every guy has thought about doing it, but if you actually think about it - chances are you'd barely get your lips to it, and even then (if you've ever had someone go down on you, you'd know) there's not a whole lot of sensation from getting head an inch up your dick. Not to mention that the general idea of a dick (yours or otherwise) inside your mouth *should* be revolting to you.

[Descent]

I actually have a super-flexible waist and I can do it...My brother said he can also come close, but not do it.

When I do butterfly stretches, my head can touch the floor with no pain at all.

However, I have to lose weight first. It's been falling off me, and I'm almost there :D!

Oh, and by the way, it's actually possible for a number of people.

But still, nothing beats another chick's mouth on your lollypop.

Not to mention that the general idea of a dick (yours or otherwise) inside your mouth *should* be revolting to you.

I know where it's been. I honestly don't care because of that...and the fact that it's my own.

That's like saying you won't jack another guy off, but you'll jack yourself off.

BTW - 100% Straight.

[mrstarcraft]

I actually have a super-flexible waist and I can do it...My brother said he can also come close, but not do it.

When I do butterfly stretches, my head can touch the floor with no pain at all.

However, I have to lose weight first. It's been falling off me, and I'm almost there :D!

Oh, and by the way, it's actually possible for a number of people.

But still, nothing beats another chick's mouth on your lollypop.



I know where it's been. I honestly don't care because of that...and the fact that it's my own.

That's like saying you won't jack another guy off, but you'll jack yourself off.

BTW - 100% Straight.


Couldn't agree more. I'm 100% straight and 100% comfortable with my body, however the thought of ANOTHER man's tool in my mouth does revolt me.

Also, the poll was rhetorical for the most part, it's assuming you already had the ability, just do you WANT to?

[Captain 151]

I think the real issue behind this question is spits or swallows.

[RogueSmiley]

I would probably have to say that yes, i would try.
As for the spit or swallow thing. I would say that would have to be determined at the moment of ejac.
I say this cause I have no idea what dick cum tastes like.
I am in fact straight as an arrow. >>--------l>

I have heard though that the taste of cum can change depending on what you eat.

[hove420]

fuck no

[DIZNUTS]

I think the real issue behind this question is spits or swallows.
:rotflmao:

[keebs]

if we could do that, women whould have some problems.

They be like "i dont want to do anything tonight, but lets just talk"

then they guy whold be like "well i dont need you, i can take care of myslef, im out"

[otepsoul]

How bout it? If you could, would you suck your own dick?
nah my wife can do that for me.

[Sektor]

Fuck no.

[Icarus]

Hell no. No penis trespasses my mouth.

[mrstarcraft]

Actually, the more I think about it, the more the idea sounds...well...<shudder>

Once the "spits or swallows" debate appeared, well, I figured we should draw the line at using your hand. :thumbsup:

[teh anarchist]

There shouldn't have been any more thought than "well, maybe" before you realized how disgusting it would be. If there was more thought than that, consult a psychiatrist.

[bnccoder]

I have heard though that the taste of cum can change depending on what you eat.
Drink lots of grape juice. My ex loved it when I did. She said it tasted sweet.

[RogueSmiley]

Drink lots of grape juice. My ex loved it when I did. She said it tasted sweet.


I also heard that pineapple juice would do that to.
Goes the same for girls too I think.

[bnccoder]

I also heard that pineapple juice would do that to.
Goes the same for girls too I think.
It does. Tested and found to be true.

[el crotcho]

no i wouldnt, i would simply just go and find a random chick to do it for me if I wanted it that badly.

[keebs]

wow as of right now its tied in the poll 13 to 13

so the way i see it is, we have 13 people telling the truth and 13 liars

[Taylor_Blade]

Nope, I wouldn't. I find just the thought of that to be sick.

It's a sad day when a man has to stoop to the level of sucking his own dick, because he can't get any.

[Descent]

nah my wife can do that for me.

Seeing you de-modded is like Internet castration :bawling:...

[LiberatioN]

I just think it'd be like teasing yourself. It'd probably make you less straight too, cuz you're feeling passion while getting your penis sucked, yet you're sucking the penis. It'd be like you're giving AND receiving at the same time, you'd just feel confused at the end of it.

It's like watching a donkey try to hump those old nasty Mexicans, I mean...come on!

[bnccoder]

I'm not even going to ask why you were watching a donkey hump old nasty mexicans............

[Rebel89]

Honestly, I find that piticular idea appaling. Now I guess you could say using a hand is one thing, but penetrating your mouth. It's just not right.

[v-o-l-c-o-m]

to many damn chicks fighting over it.

[BullCrap]

no cause that would be 2 weird.

[RageAgainst]

Having a dick in my mouth, even my own, is not the kind of thing that turns me on :thumbsdn:

[billybob13]

The way I think of it, it's like tickling yourself. If someone else tickles you, you laugh. You tickle yourself, nothing. i'm probally wrong, though.

[MaxPower]

I actually have a super-flexible waist and I can do it...My brother said he can also come close, but not do it.

When I do butterfly stretches, my head can touch the floor with no pain at all.

However, I have to lose weight first. It's been falling off me, and I'm almost there :D!

Oh, and by the way, it's actually possible for a number of people.

But still, nothing beats another chick's mouth on your lollypop.



I know where it's been. I honestly don't care because of that...and the fact that it's my own.

That's like saying you won't jack another guy off, but you'll jack yourself off.

BTW - 100% Straight.


Do you make yourself swallow? Promise not to cum in your mouth but do it anyway?

[ZeRedBug22]

fuck would u do that if u could could i would rather pay a chick named Chelsea at my 20 bucks to do it for me!

[teh anarchist]

damn dude .. just get a gf .. free whenever you want a bj. not to mention you could always just masturbate and come out the same in the end ... symbolically and literally

[ferengi]

fuck would u do that if u could could i would rather pay a chick named Chelsea at my 20 bucks to do it for me!

http://img286.echo.cx/img286/340/shit6ea.jpg

Damn n00bs. WHEN WILL THEY LEEEEARN? :sad:

[quix0te]

why not

[deus_ex_machina]

How bout it? If you could, would you suck your own dick?
Sorry but no. I don't swing that way.

[quix0te]

Sorry but no. I don't swing that way.
I'd consider it and I'm straight. I'm secure in my masculinity.

[jeth]

Yes, I love teh feeling :thumbsup:

[evanmccaleb]

I can
I have
I don't (the thought of what it was somwhat similar too was sickening)
and I'm straight as an arrow.

[HombreJay]

hell yea, i would if i could, i can just get about the head of it and it hurts too much to continue it....i wish i had the abillity too....and im 100% straight too

[Slacker]

I wouldn't when you can just get a chick to do at their expense. :thumbsup: