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#1873
i am 22 and ive never had an orgasm. ive had guys say that they could do it, give them a chance, but they always worry about themselves getting off. wtf!! is wrong with these guys? they're gonna get theirs no matter what.. so what does it matter if they spend a few minutes on me. my recent b/f has gotten me a dildo and says i need to practice with it. so i am and im trying but i can't get nuthing to happen. maybe i'm one of those girls who can never cum? is there a such thing? or is an orgasm something men made up years and years ago to make us women just wanna have sex with them and us women pretend to have them so we don't look akward around our friends? is that it? women are pretending to have them when there's realy no such thing out there?.. think about it guys. and girls...
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#1872
Something I have grown accustom to is being lied to. All I want, and have ever wanted is honesty but people don't seem to understand or care about that. This comes in to play with my most recent endeavor. I am in love with someone who is gone now, and I think they lied to me about everything, not just the normal when/where/how/why shit, but I think they lied about their occupation, their home, I don't think they were single when we hooked up either. The problem is for the first time I don't care about the lies. I should move on, I have other people who wish to get to know me but I can't get this person off of my mind. I would let them lie to me, over and over if it meant they wouldn't leave.
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#1871
I've always had a problem getting a girlfriend because all the girls I have ever liked saw me "as a brother." Sometimes I think the only way girls can notice me is to be a complete asshole like every other guy they fall for.
Does that statement make me an asshole?
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#1870
I can't get over the fact my once best friend stole my ex girlfriend from me. It still eats me alive months later, and we will never be as good friends as we were. I wish everyday to be with her again. Plus I have fantasies of beating the hell out of this "Friend." To add to all of this I am falling in love with my new best friend who I've know for years. It's a girl, I'm a guy. Everything is going great for me, but I'm lonely. Mainly cause both the girls I want I will never be with. Oh well, it's the story of my life anyway. Never being with anyone I love.
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#1869
I have been really sexually promiscuous in the past. I have fucked over a hundred people. I like to fuck, I enjoy it. I have fucked married people, I have fucked older people, I've had orgies and 3somes, but what I really really like, is to be told what to do. Being called dirty, and other such names make me wetter than a melted ice box, being made to preforming sexual acts on someone almost instantly makes me cum.
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#1868
i confess that ... i am constantly checking otu my friends. i am a girl and i am pretty sure i am not gay but my friends have nice asses. I juss gotta watch them as they walk down the halls. they look great! and the ones that have boobs...don't get me started. but i'm ashamed of it and try to stop doing this...BUT I CAN'T. o well
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#1865
Everything I touch turns to shit. I am a horrible friend. I don't know how to care about anything unless it affects me somehow and I think I just drove away the only person I have ever truly loved by loving them too much.
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#1863
I have a secret stash of nude photos of my girlfriend that she doesn't know about... When we are cuddling or whatever she usually falls asleep, whenever she does I'll VERY CAREFULLY pull up her shirt and snap some photos with my cell phone (to be later transferred to my laptop). I even managed to get a shot of her pussy last week when she wore these short shorts that I was able to successfully move to the side and take some quick pictures.... I'm posting this because she recently caught me in the act and reacted in a way that surprised even me... We had just finished having sex and she threw on some sweatpants and fell asleep with her head on my chest. I decided to take advantage of the situation as I knew she did not put any panties on. So I began my attempt at removing the sweatpants; amazingly I was able to accomplish this without awakening her. Feeling invinceible, I started spreading her legs to get a nice shot of her cunt... I think you see where this is going... she woke up to find me spreading her legs with one arm and snapping photos with my cell phone with the other.

Now, for her reaction:
For some reason or another, I think she got enjoyment out of the fact that I was taking pictures of her because as soon as she registered what I was doing she pulled me closer and began stroking my cock! We proceeded to have sex a second time, and she began instructing me to take pictures with my phone of the various acts that we performed on each other...

I guess it's not always such a bad thing to get caught.
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#1862
I like the smell of my girlfriend's pussy, especially after she works out or something. I don't know what it is about it; some guys are appaled by that smell, but I love it! I can't wait to dive down there and stick my nose right up there to get the full effect of her hot juices.
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#1859
What can I say about the actions that I have done in the past or even very recently. One of which I am not entirely sure of why I would state it but I'm pretty sure that I despise my girlfreinds friends and pretty much want to bash the ever living fuck out of everyone of them despite me pretending that they are decent human beings.
They are the same ole shit heads that every group of society has and for some reason they find the need to reach out and still be that way even though they are nearly half a decade older than me and I stopped being that way when I was 16. Fuck them.
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#1858
I made my sister's best-friend like me i think. She now ignores her boyfriend to talk to me. I didnt mean for this to happen, but im happy it did because i love her.
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#1857
have you ever had those type of friends that are just judgmental pricks that poke at you at every turn? i mean every word that comes out of this douchebags mouth (and his girlfriend) just makes me feel like i never want to hang out with any of them again. And it makes me feel so fucking awkward. I mean ive been the butt of jokes and that type of shit my whole life (its all im good at really) but enough is enough

thing is though.. if i were to just lash out and walk out of work like "never talk to me again" and that kind of shit... there's also a lot of people there i love seeing everyday and to burn bridges like that just over how i am... I know Im fuckin weird ok, I just need a different crowd i guess

and when i say weird.. i mean if you saw my kid pictures (which theyve been through like twice) you would think whoa you are the goofiest mother fucker ever. i dont really look like that anymore i guess (they told me so which helps) but being like that all my life, and an only child, in a much different environment than i am now (christian schools vs. dudes who have done some bad shit and party a lot) isnt exactly the ideal formula ya dig?

Heh. Two years into college and im still bitching about fitting in.
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#1856
im kinda pretend-emo. i don't cut myself but I punch walls and shit when im depressed (not pussy punches unless its fragile). But now just cause im bored i just smoked the sticker off my lighter. mmm-mmm burning glue. and when that shit got short i clipped it up like a roach and finished it. Now a couple minutes ago i just cracked open a peach white owl left over from last night and loaded some of it up in my bowl. Even though Im not a cig smoker AND this shit is like 10x harsher than cigs. Like I said Im not depressed just stuck here doin the same old stupid shit, internet, music, soul calibur blahhh....

OH FUCK DINNERS READY. I just smoked it and I seriously cannot feel my head. This is gonna be fun
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#1853
lately i have been having sex dreams about a guy that i have been hangingm out with and not about my boyfriend. it is not that i do not love my boyfriend i just think about this other guy all the time i think about him asking me out and wondering if i would say yes. the worst part is he is not even legal yet but he is so damned hot.
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#1848
Im a 15 year old girl living a lie... noone know's that im bi accept to girls in yr 12... one whom im madly in love with and have been for 3 years now... she knows i love her so much and that i would do anything for her... but it breaks my heart to know we could never be together considering shes straight as a ruler.. im also in love with the other girl.. and when im around her i get nervous don't know what to say and m y eyes water.. but everyday when i see her it makes me smile and happy.. and when i hear her voice i think that life might actually be alright.. but ill never be with her...

just had to get it off my chest =] ty
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What's A Confession?
\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
  1. Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.

    With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
  2. Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.

    With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
  3. (Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.

    Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
  4. A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
  5. (Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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