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    The Bucket Turkey 

    by
    BrIONwoshMunky
    Published on 05-31-2010 02:00 PM  Number of Views: 1451 
    Categories:
    1. How-To
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    I thought that May would be a great month to write an article that would typically be associated with Thanksgiving. It is truly keeping with my procrastination-fueled life!

    I’m going to tell you how to cook a turkey (Meleagris gallopavo) with a bucket, a stick, and some charcoal.

    The awesomeness of this cooking method is in its simplicity. You can make it as fancy or as easy as you’d like. I try to find a line between the two so you get an awesome tasting bird, with little fuss, and an easily cleaned up mess.
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    The "Girl Gamer" Label & Why I Don't Sport It 

    by
    Danni
    Published on 04-06-2010 04:22 PM  Number of Views: 7063 
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    I guess you could say that I’m what most people would call a gamer girl, although I do not hold myself to that definition. Girl, yes. I checked. I do have a vagina. Gamer, yes. I do play video games. Girl gamer? Not so much. The reason why I don’t necessarily acknowledge the label itself is because of several reasons – most of them brought on by overzealous media attention and advertising propaganda.

    I may be female, but I’m not here to stick my ovaries in your face.
    See what I did there? I game, but why put gender behind that fact? Why should it matter if you got beaten by a girl or a girl took your high score on the leaderboards? We’re all here for the same purpose, right?
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    How To Write A Love Song 

    by
    Tai
    Published on 01-02-2010 11:32 PM  Number of Views: 911 
    Categories:
    1. How-To

    1. Think about the person you are in love with.

    I know it's hard, because this person might annoy you at times, and maybe they forgot your birthday last year, but think about all the times you laughed together and the time they found out that you, like other people, do take poo's. You will find the love there.

    2. Come up with some sappy melody.

    More often than not, a love song will be soft guitar, or piano, not amped up electric guitar with the most crunch you can possibly muster. That might be the type of music your lover is into, but it's not as sweet, and you might blow out an ear drum since they'll be trying to listen to the lyrics. Also, use a sweet voice, no screaming, although that may be the popular thing at the time, it's not timeless. ...
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    The Temporary Face Lift 

    by
    Lioness
    Published on 01-02-2010 11:31 PM  Number of Views: 1017 
    Categories:
    1. How-To

    I'm not one of those girlie girls. You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones that wrinkle their noses at the slightest of odors, asks "what's that?" before they touch it or decide to touch it.. much less wonder if they want to be in the same room as it.

    It amazes me that these ladies ever manage to pluck or shave a damn thing for the "eww's and Oh.My.God's". I envision a mild scrap as a trip to the ER demanding a blood transfusion. Okay, so I'm over dramatizing... maybe, but how the hell do they do it? ...
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