How To Write A Love Song

1. Think about the person you are in love with.

I know it's hard, because this person might annoy you at times, and maybe they forgot your birthday last year, but think about all the times you laughed together and the time they found out that you, like other people, do take poo's. You will find the love there.

2. Come up with some sappy melody.

More often than not, a love song will be soft guitar, or piano, not amped up electric guitar with the most crunch you can possibly muster. That might be the type of music your lover is into, but it's not as sweet, and you might blow out an ear drum since they'll be trying to listen to the lyrics. Also, use a sweet voice, no screaming, although that may be the popular thing at the time, it's not timeless.

3. Rhyme.

Some people think rhyming is hard to grasp, but trust me. There is always one thing you can count on. Remember these points. Love and Above. Do and you. Me and we. Sweet and heart beat.... SO easy. Just try your own. Half rhymes also can work, like air and here, but that only works if you're a girl. Boys don't get that sort of thing.

4. Keep it short, and sweet, and to the point.

No one wants to hear you ramble on about how sweet she looks when she sleeps and she does that little thing with her nose, and her toes scrunch up when she has the biggest O face imaginable. Just say, she's sweet, she's an angel, and she's what you always wanted. Rhymes with wanted.... um... haunted?

Also, girls, the boy doesn't want to hear that he holds you just right and you fawn over him and wait for his phone calls and such. He wants to know he's manly, you love him, and his hair line's not receding. Rhymes with..... repeating. Half rhymes ladies, you earned it!

OK, I think that's it. So happy writing, oh and one more thing. Have fun! Not ..too much fun though. We wouldn't want you to end up pregnant.

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