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Have you ever been so pissed off at someone that you wished you could make their life miserable, even if it was just for a short while? Thanks to the guys over at Crab Revenge, your hopes of making that bitch itch can be fulfilled. How so? Simply by buying a vial of pubic lice - more commonly known as crabs - and sprinkling them on the bedspread or on the clothes of the one you want your revenge on. The site advertises its wares "for novelty purposes only" but we all know the truth behind it. They designed the site with scorned lovers in mind, that want to teach their exes a thing or two about putting them through hell.
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Well you're wrong. I'm an old fart bitching about other old farts. I know of which I speak. So, here we go with...

10) Old people can't see for shit. Everybody knows that already.. yada.. yada.. But here's what really sucks – high definition television. I burned my retinas out on a black and white back in the 1960s. All of a sudden there's a TV that's so good you can see Hannah Montana's nipples. ...

I guess you could say that I’m what most people would call a gamer girl, although I do not hold myself to that definition. Girl, yes. I checked. I do have a vagina. Gamer, yes. I do play video games. Girl gamer? Not so much. The reason why I don’t necessarily acknowledge the label itself is because of several reasons – most of them brought on by overzealous media attention and advertising propaganda.

I may be female, but I’m not here to stick my ovaries in your face.
See what I did there? I game, but why put gender behind that fact? Why should it matter if you got beaten by a girl or a girl took your high score on the leaderboards? We’re all here for the same purpose, right?
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Buttersafe. It’s not a safe full of butter, as your mind might come to expect after hearing the word, so I apologize for bursting your bubble. It is, however, an original artwork and comic site that is updated every Tuesday and Thursday by artists Raynato Castro or Alex Culang. The third member of Buttersafe, although less visible than the artists is Arthur Culang, who maintains the website and promotes the comics of Buttersafe. Alex and Raynato state that their work was heavily influenced by the comics of Nedroid and Andrew Lin. So, what do the artists have to say about themselves and Arthur?
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Hipsters. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines a hipster as a person who is unusually aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns. This in itself could be said about anybody, really. Every person has their taste in something unconventional. However, if you take a look at the Urban Dictionary's definition of the term, it brings a whole new light to the word. Instead of unconventional, hipsters sound like a whole fiasco of interesting, weird, and even fucked up elements.
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