03-10-2008, 07:04 PM
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Owned By An Egg Sandwich
Pretty much what the title says. I made poached eggs, which, by the way, knowing how to make them is a recent phenomena.
Instead of eating htem with knife and fork, like one normally would, I thought "Hey, let's make this into a mother fuckin' poached egg sandwich. Apparently, sometimes poached eggs have really hor air pockets in them.
As I leave the kitchen I take a bite out of said sandwich.
The thing explodes in my face, blowing a hole in the sandwich, and sending little shards of egg and bread all over my hallway, simultaneously burning the right side of my lips and face around them.
Now, my face hurts and I have a sweet second-degree burn, compliments of the sandwich.
I'm sticking with turnkey from now on.
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03-10-2008, 07:09 PM
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Wow. You got attacked by an egg.
Hope the burns are ok.
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03-10-2008, 07:11 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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03-10-2008, 07:14 PM
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Looks like the chicken that laid that egg really BUCK-BUCKED you over!
I am so damn witty! Omg!
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03-10-2008, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rook
Looks like the chicken that laid that egg really BUCK-BUCKED you over!
I am so damn witty! Omg!
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Or super corny... 
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03-10-2008, 10:05 PM
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LOL
This thread wins the universe. That's fucking awesome.
The second degree burns are worth it just cause of the awesome fucking story.
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03-10-2008, 11:10 PM
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It's pretty cool that you ate a sandwich that exploded. That's pretty cool.
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03-11-2008, 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Farceur
I'm sticking with turnkey from now on.
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Not a sandwich I'm familiar with. I do know this: exploding sandwich = the coolest concept ever.
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03-17-2008, 02:38 AM
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I can see the U.S. government launching a $2 Million investigation for "sandwich IEDs".
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03-17-2008, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Farceur
Pretty much what the title says. I made poached eggs, which, by the way, knowing how to make them is a recent phenomena.
Instead of eating htem with knife and fork, like one normally would, I thought "Hey, let's make this into a mother fuckin' poached egg sandwich. Apparently, sometimes poached eggs have really hor air pockets in them.
As I leave the kitchen I take a bite out of said sandwich.
The thing explodes in my face, blowing a hole in the sandwich, and sending little shards of egg and bread all over my hallway, simultaneously burning the right side of my lips and face around them.
Now, my face hurts and I have a sweet second-degree burn, compliments of the sandwich.
I'm sticking with turnkey from now on.
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You're doing it wrong.
No, really. You cooked it wrong. 
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03-17-2008, 09:10 AM
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03-21-2008, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mdotpandie
You're doing it wrong.
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Yeah, I found that out. Still doesn't change the fact that I have a burn on my face. It's healing rather nicely though. I'm pretty sure I'll have a nice little scar after it heals completely.
Girls dig sandwich scars, right?
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03-26-2008, 01:23 PM
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So how was the sandwich?
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03-26-2008, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by demonique1313
So how was the sandwich?
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Pretty good, but it would be hard-pressed to say it was worth scar tissue.
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10-14-2008, 01:04 PM
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