02-15-2007, 09:46 AM
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Answer question, ask question
Simple instructions: answer the question of the post before you and ask a question for the next poster.
Ask whatever question you want and give whatever answer you wish to give. I'll start.
Why am I so gay?
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02-15-2007, 09:56 AM
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You are gay because you have every season of Murder She Wrote on DVD.
Why does cheese melt?
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02-15-2007, 10:11 AM
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Cheese melts because I'm just that gay.
Why did they stop putting toys in cereal boxes?
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02-15-2007, 10:23 AM
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Because the Count Chocula toys were infested with STD's.
Does Captain Crunch eat Captain Crunch?
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"Killed by the husband, drowned by the ocean, shot by his own son. She used a poison in his tea and kissed him goodbye. That's my kind of story. It's no fun 'til someone dies."
steamrolled salami saliva swamp. - Noob
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02-15-2007, 11:15 AM
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Of course not he knows what mind controlling chemicals they put in it.
Why do we eat with our hands and not our feet?
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<Lyn> "you're flushing our babies down the toilet"
No I will not put that into context.
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02-15-2007, 11:30 AM
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We eat with our hands because, if we ate with our feet, we would eat our feet because they taste so god damn good. God, I love the taste of my feet.
Why did the urbadickhead cross the road?
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02-15-2007, 11:56 AM
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So he could get to the taterz.
Why do the good die young?
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<Lyn> "you're flushing our babies down the toilet"
No I will not put that into context.
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02-15-2007, 12:22 PM
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Because to much good would off-set the balance of good/evil in the world thus creating a catastrophic vortex sucking the entire universe into a void.
Why is it Dr. Noob's medical advice never works?
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"Killed by the husband, drowned by the ocean, shot by his own son. She used a poison in his tea and kissed him goodbye. That's my kind of story. It's no fun 'til someone dies."
steamrolled salami saliva swamp. - Noob
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02-15-2007, 12:24 PM
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Banned - What an Asshat!
Rep Power: 0 
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Total Posts: 24
Join Date: Dec 2006
Pwnies: 129.00 | Bank: 0.00
Total Pwnies: 129.00 | 
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Because he's a teenager from Michigan, in England, apparently.
Who will be the new mod?
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02-15-2007, 12:27 PM
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I hope I'm not the new mod.
Who will be the new President of the United States, and why?
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02-15-2007, 12:28 PM
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Obama. He says he's not running, but I think it's an example of the Kansas City Shuffle.
Why does it hurt to get kicked in the balls? I mean really?
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Jack: All of those things are true, but you're too much of a Leftist-Pinko-Queer to admit it, Jung.
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02-15-2007, 12:51 PM
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Because all of a man's sensitivity is stored in his balls.
Why don't people bathe regularly?
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<Lyn> "you're flushing our babies down the toilet"
No I will not put that into context.
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02-15-2007, 01:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by "The_Funny_One"
Because all of a man's sensitivity is stored in his balls.
Why don't people bathe regularly?
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They want to spread the cheese.
Why don't fish wear sweaters?
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
--Benjamin Franklin
"Whoever said 'laughter is the best medicine'.... never had gonorrhea."
--Woody, from My Name is Earl
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02-15-2007, 01:12 PM
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Because the Cottonelle ladies can't knit sweaters that small.
What goes up must come down...what comes down then must go up?
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"Killed by the husband, drowned by the ocean, shot by his own son. She used a poison in his tea and kissed him goodbye. That's my kind of story. It's no fun 'til someone dies."
steamrolled salami saliva swamp. - Noob
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02-15-2007, 01:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZoeMonster
Because the Cottonelle ladies can't knit sweaters that small.
What goes up must come down...what comes down then must go up?
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Yes.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
--Benjamin Franklin
"Whoever said 'laughter is the best medicine'.... never had gonorrhea."
--Woody, from My Name is Earl
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