07-28-2007, 02:16 PM
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Evil Genie Thread
One person states a wish:
I wish I had a million dollars
The next poster grants it, but..
Granted, but you can't spend the money on yourself...
and so on and so on and so on...
I wish I had a life.
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<@[a|ien]> DG is my personal modtauntaun
It amazes me how much people don't realize that I'm just making shit up.
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07-28-2007, 02:51 PM
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You have a life, but it ends in 3 seconds.
I wish I had a more reliable webhost.
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They Say the People Elect the Government They Deserve, But I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns.
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07-28-2007, 03:16 PM
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you have the most reliable webhost in the world, but now you can no longer afford to keep them.
I wish I lived forever
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"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood." - George Carlin 1937-2008
Live like you are dying tomorrow, dance like nobody is watching and love like you won't get hurt
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07-28-2007, 03:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unspun
you have the most reliable webhost in the world, but now you can no longer afford to keep them.
I wish I lived forever
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You live forever, but you are plagued with leprosy.
I wish I had icecream.
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<@[a|ien]> DG is my personal modtauntaun
It amazes me how much people don't realize that I'm just making shit up.
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07-28-2007, 03:36 PM
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you have a 700 lb tub of ice cream dropped on you, crushing your bones, making you a paraplegic.
I wish I had a kitten
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"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood." - George Carlin 1937-2008
Live like you are dying tomorrow, dance like nobody is watching and love like you won't get hurt
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07-28-2007, 03:45 PM
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You have a cat, but all it does is sit in the corner and mock you.
I wish I had a beer.
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They Say the People Elect the Government They Deserve, But I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns.
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07-28-2007, 03:53 PM
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You have your beer, but you're in a gay bar drinking it.
I wish I had a Ferrari.
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The truth hurts some people like salt hurts snails, but we cant do shit all about that till they stop hiding in their damn shells.
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07-28-2007, 04:10 PM
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Banned - What an Asshat!
Rep Power: 0  
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Total Posts: 66
Join Date: Mar 2007
Pwnies: 58.00 | Bank: 0.00
Total Pwnies: 58.00 | 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by [HOSTILE]
You have your beer, but you're in a gay bar drinking it.
I wish I had a Ferrari.
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You have a Ferrari but you find out about it's lack of brakes the hard way.
I wish I was dead.
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07-28-2007, 04:12 PM
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Granted, but you will be given the task of being satan's gimp.
I wish this thread would go on forever.
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07-28-2007, 04:19 PM
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the thread goes on forever, but you're soon banned and can't post in it anymore
I wish I had a boat
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"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood." - George Carlin 1937-2008
Live like you are dying tomorrow, dance like nobody is watching and love like you won't get hurt
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07-28-2007, 04:24 PM
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You get a luxury yacht for special services, but with the first step the whole deck is blasted to splinters under your weight.
I wish I had a personal genie.
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07-28-2007, 04:36 PM
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Granted but all of your wishes are corrupted by douchebag wtf.com members. 
I wish I had a gigantic taco.
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Bitch, I'll pull my jeans below my waist,
And give yo tongue a sour sour taste.
Not of this drink, but of my skeet,
Now watch me alternate my feet.
www.myspace.com/rushmetotheemergencyroom
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07-28-2007, 04:40 PM
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Granted. You have a personal Genie, but Dr Bellows follows you around, and she ends up giving your best friend Roger anal because you continue to repel her sexual advances even though she's uber hot, and has the ability to make her tongue 9 feet long and lick your balls from across the room. They later find your lifeless corpse along with a suicide note stating how you always felt different from the other guys in gym class.
I wish Pee Wee Herman would get caught jerking off in a porn theater.
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07-28-2007, 04:49 PM
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your wish is granted, but you were his target.
I wish the sky was purple
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"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood." - George Carlin 1937-2008
Live like you are dying tomorrow, dance like nobody is watching and love like you won't get hurt
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07-28-2007, 04:51 PM
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![[HOSTILE] has been mushroom stamped. You best keep your distance or you may find yourself infected. Don't even think about licking them!](http://forums.wtf.com/images/smilies/shroom_medal.gif)
