Fucking bitch

sbx · #1 07-23-2008, 09:27 AM

I've been seeing this girl for a while now, going out and stuff. I've told her I like her and asked her out again and she agreed. Then today I just spoke to her on msn to see when she wants to go out tomorrow (as we agreed), and she says "sorry, i kinda reali like sum 1 else, and il feel guilty meetin uva ppl... "

MEETING OTHER PEOPLE??? We've been seeing each other for christ sakes! How the fuck is it meeting other people?? And why did she tell me this now and not before I took her out, spent my hard earned cash on something she asked for and asked her out properly?

Why does life fucking hate me...

Well,

to her.

*UberSkippy* · #2 07-23-2008, 10:31 AM

Fuck her? Christ boy, she gave you a straight answer. Most of the time you won't even come CLOSE to that.

You sound as if you expected something. "Bitch I spent money now put out!"

Well sweatpea here's how dating works: you ask someone out. You go out a few times. Maybe they keep going out and you become a couple, maybe you stop going out. Most of the time you stop going out and get some hokey pokey horseshit story about "it's not you, it's me" At least this time you got a straight answer: she likes someone else.

This is where you be a man. Ok, she likes someone else. Kinda sucks. Oh well, move on.

**Unspun** · #3 07-23-2008, 10:40 AM

Uber, get outta my head.

*UberSkippy* · #4 07-23-2008, 10:47 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Unspun

Uber, get outta my head.

Not until you get out of my pants. I need them for work.

HrlyQnn · #5 07-23-2008, 10:53 AM

Uber said it all.

ready_aim_rock · #6 07-23-2008, 10:55 AM

If she types like that, you're better off. And really, dude, that's a much better answer than you could have gotten, so be happy.

**Unspun** · #7 07-23-2008, 10:56 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by UberSkippy

Not until you get out of my pants. I need them for work.

dude...

*Tostig* · #8 07-23-2008, 11:21 AM

that's why i don't wear pants.

Avidity · #9 07-23-2008, 11:21 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Tostig

that's why i don't wear pants.

Man-dresses?

EDIT: How could I forget the all-mighty mumu?

Thanks, 7.

**53V3N** · #10 07-23-2008, 11:26 AM

**MaxPower** · #11 07-23-2008, 01:09 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by UberSkippy

Fuck her? Christ boy, she gave you a straight answer.

"sorry, i kinda reali like sum 1 else, and il feel guilty meetin uva ppl..." is a straight answer? That's like Pig Latin or some shit!

He's lucky someone else is stuck with this bimbo. If she types like that she surely gives a sloppy handjob.

*UberSkippy* · #12 07-23-2008, 01:35 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by MaxPower

"sorry, i kinda reali like sum 1 else, and il feel guilty meetin uva ppl..." is a straight answer? That's like Pig Latin or some shit!

He's lucky someone else is stuck with this bimbo. If she types like that she surely gives a sloppy handjob.

Yeah but you know what I mean by a straight answer... while badly written she at least came clean and told him "no I fuck other people but not you" Instead of saying "You're really swell and I really like you but I don't know what's wrong with me, I don't think I can date you right now" and then going out and borking anything with a twig and berries BUT him.

Besides Max, it's not like he's a rocket scientist himself you know.