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Old 10-11-2008, 12:21 PM
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H.E.L.P.: Ear Infection.

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I didn't want to shit up your wtfersary thread anymore, Lyn so I thought I would make this one.

So, I've had a pretty annoying cold the last couple days and my ear, which has been fucked up since last Saturday, has gotten progressively more painful/annoying lately.

The cold symptoms feel better today (I eat lots of hot sauce daily ) but my ear feels pretty shitty.

WTF is sweet oil? How many drops? For how long should I lay on the other ear once the oil has been placed in my bad ear?

Other tips for a fucked up ear?

(thanks, Lyn)
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:25 PM
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You can go to Bath & Body Works and buy some ear candles. They've helped with several ear problems I've had in the past.

Oh, and see a doctor.
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:26 PM
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so far as I can tell sweet oil is olive oil. garlic juice couldnt hurt either as its pretty good for that sort of thing.

and Id say 5-20 mins ought to do it...you could plug your ear with cotton after too.
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:29 PM
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Yes, since you have had it a week, go see a GP, you may make it worse.
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:31 PM
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How much oil? 3-5 drops? 4-6 drops? Exactly 5 drops?
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:34 PM
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Id say 4 drops...but if its been since saturday I probably would go see a doc.
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:41 PM
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You can go to Bath & Body Works and buy some ear candles. They've helped with several ear problems I've had in the past.
Ear candles? Really? I've never heard of this. /not being sarcastic
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:42 PM
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ear candles are awesome....my old roommate swore by them...thats some nasty shit it pulls out.
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Ear candles? Really? I've never heard of this. /not being sarcastic
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:48 PM
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ear candles are awesome....my old roommate swore by them...thats some nasty shit it pulls out.
Well, "dangerous and ineffective" don't really sound like selling points to me.
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:51 PM
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Well, "dangerous and ineffective" don't really sound like selling points to me.
I probably ought to show her that...
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:52 PM
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LV, I know you know some shit that will fix my ear involving whiskey or tea (maybe both). Stop holding out on me.
I stand by what I said about going to the GP, however once I had the same problem, heavy head cold, really nasty and my ear was the same way, i used otex and sinex.
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:53 PM
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