Forum: Welcome Wagon

hehe hello, im Blue Goblin. This forum looks pretty interesting and fun so i thought i would join:D cant wait to start posting :thumbsup: heres a story thats pretty WTFish Jeddidiah was thinking of ways to wipe out all of penguin kind by using a spoon and dental floss. Hmmm.... So far he has...

I drive all day and stay in shitty hotels at night and smoke fake pot and drink cheap vodka. It's not as romantic as it sounds.

Ok, things are gonna change around here. Skiggs has come out of Drak'Thul. Sup. :cool:

Looking forward to a very warm welcome. Thanks in advance.

Hiya :) erm I’m always really terrible at these newbie messages, its a bit like being the new kid standing in front of the class telling everyone about your family and stuff and just seeing on their faces 'I don’t care, please shut up now so the bullying can begin' but I shall give it ago. I...

Fresh noobie flesh: puny female bookworm with a peanut butter fixation. Eh, what's the worst that could happen? Most likely, you're all going to verbally fuck me anyway. Fuck on, people.

like I care if I'm welcomed, it's like being done in the rear while you are forced to make smiles into the camera lens!

Clitpickle sounds like a drink to me. Did you realize that clitpickle is not in the forums dictionary but clitorides is?

So I did... Now who's going to be the first one to tell me to GTFO? Because we all know how cool it makes you look to tell a noob to GTFO in their intro thread!

So, how about them.....? wat the hell. I don't even know. Kep, hit me with something to rant about.

there we go news of the day .

Yes, I'm new. So, wtf?

I looked through the whole first page of Welcome Wagon threads before posting mine (just the original posts, not the replies), and I'm gonna just say hi instead of posting something really fucking stupid and intentionally random in a megafail attempt to appear witty or funny,...

Well where to begin? My life is shit (*snore*) and apparently I have no feelings, no life goals, no nothing. And I am perfectly content with this. However nobody knows how to stay out of my buisiness (I can't spell the word big wup) so in turn I make their lives a living hell (Happy happy joy joy!)...

So supposedly I must post this. Well ta-da. All fucking done.

so go ahead talk shit. im ready for it =D

ok 1st ClitPickle....very drity if you think rlly hard. ok so i would say something extremly funny tht would make you wanna tlk to me 24/7. but im not tht funny :( i no i no *tears of a clown* and alll tht holla ba loo. :gun:Click Clack Officer down:gun: oh b4 ii forget...

just send message and gamertag and i hit ya up:mfinger:

Well...I like it rough. Don't disappoint me.

Well im obvously new here, otherwise I wouldent be posting here.... :rolleyes: Just wanting to make some random introduction (Mostly cause im bored as hell right now) I love voilence, fallout, (Obvously :rolleyes:) 80 rock, and some other crap. BTW, this: :cool: does not look cool.........