Forum: Tallywacker Tavern

There's plenty of WTF'ers here with enough experience with the opposite sex to warrant a thread where we pass on what we've learned to those who may be wondering how it's done. Feel free to impart any wisdom you may have picked up along the way or, on the flip side of the coin, ask any questions...

If you could sell Uranus, how much do you think you would get for it? Be honest. Based on skill, personality, attitude and other things? ....

I know a little while back a post appeared here that tried to discuss the definition of a man. This is a similar thread, but one I think that needs some response. There is a guy I work with who has just now seen Fight Club... just now. He was 10 when it was made, and was of the appropriate age...

I would put this in Brain droppings... but all the women would be all "eeww" and let's face it... regardless of what those silly women think, farts are ALWAYS funny, even when they're not. However, a sneeze is a wondrous mini orgasm in itself, and it tends to come in pairs or triplets... which...

I double dare you all to perform a knight rider. The next time you have sex, go doggy style and mimic glasses with your fingers, exactly like this : Doing this while fucking doggy style is called a knight rider. It is IMPERATIVE that the girl doesn't find out you're doing this. You need...

I'm starting this thread because of another thread that Epicenter posted in the Clam Bar that I found interesting. Of course, it being in the Clam Bar meant I could not comment. Now presenting to the Tallywacker Tavern... Man-Whoring And You: What's With The Double-Standard? O_o

Inspired by Magnolia's thread, i figured i'd do a guys round on the subject. I have a few general grooming products i use on a daily basis: Shower: Bar of soap Conditioner (not for my hair ;)) Hair: Suave Men's Shampoo: The cheap kind that smells like normal soap.

Here's something interesting I found after reading a post from a site about unexplained mysteries. Why Women Aren't Funny What makes the female so much deadlier than the male? With assists from Fran Lebowitz, Nora Ephron, and a recent Stanford-medical-school study, the author investigates the...

As some of you may have seen, Danni and I were getting into a very deep, meaningful convo yesterday about the snatch, and personal prefs on grooming habits. Just as I was replying, the thread mysteriously poofed, as it was deemed....ahem...inappropriate? Now, I'm not sure exactly what was...

Damn, that pussy is GOOD. Amirite?

God damn it these fucking things hurt! I went in for my annual physical and the doctor offered. I figured 'what the hell, why not?' I didn't know they used THREE motherfucking fingers! He had me bent over that exam table like a cheap date.

I was sitting here after swim pratice rubbing my sore arms and I got to thinking, what do the "physicaly fit" guy's at WTF do to stay in shape? I would like specfics like how many of what, and how many times a day.

Discuss.

Maybe it's just me... it probably is. But whenever I'm on a first date with some new chick, it NEVER fails. I always end up straining to hold in a fart for hours. Even if I get a chance to break off for a minute and let one rip, I got another one waiting in line 10 minutes later. I go weeks...

YouTube - Re Head Head & Mo Head "we were born to suck" :lol: Also, I love this girl's eye makeup.

And the LORD looked upon the land, and saw , and spake unto him' "I am the Lord thy God. Preach the MAN-Law unto the men of the earth, that they may be righteous and manly, lest they shall become pussies and I shall smite them." And cried out unto the Lord, "Speak again, oh Heavenly Father,...

I would've been dropping macho man randy savage flying elbows on that son of a bitch wizard. I like how the guy keeps yelling, "It's all on video! The whole world is watching!" Yes, Naked Nipple Dick Wizard, the world is watching... and laughing. Codename: Invisible Nipple Phallus Catch...

I was just reading http://forums.wtf.com/f35/kama-sutra-sizes-t67083/ cause i have to moderate it, and it struck me: most of the women prefer positions that require the man to do all the work. That's why we like to nap afterwards. I like to stop and say "your turn to do the work". If they've...

My friends have had some bad experiences with the womens of late, and they're making some jokes they've never made before. I admit it, I laughed along, but I thought I'd share the one that sticks out the most. ------------------------------------------------------------ What's the difference...

Reasons J/Oing can be better than sex: 1: I get to do it with any girl I want. 2: I get it however I want. 3: It's always good for me. 4: Way less clean-up. 5: My hand is never on the rag. 6: My hand could never give me an STD. 7: My hand will never, under any circumstances, no matter how...

You are all going to think that I'm a blabbling moron, but hear me out on this. Whenever you go to a party, or a new place period there is always at least one gorgeous girl that no one tries to advance on. It happened yesterday when I was at my brothers apartment, 3 gorgeous girls talking to...

How many times have you put your manhood inside a girl's ass? I personally have done it accidentally a couple of times. One of those "shit, wrong way" incidents.