Forum: Brain Droppings

Actual phone conversation this morning between me and the husband: Him: Hello Me: I wanna lick you all over Him: Uh, you better let me wash my feet first. Me: *laughs hysterically* Him: You know I have toe funk. Me: *laughs unbelievably harder* Him: But if you can manage to get it down, it...

I smoke Camel Menthols and every now and then I'll have a cigar. I smoked pot too but quit.

Help me wrap my head around this, cause I honestly do not understand why people do drugs and drink in excess. I smoke cigarettes and drink a ton of coffee, thats it. (yes i know bad!) The other stuff is hard to understand. Somebody told me the other day "I used to smoke pot all the time, then I...

So? What is it? Mine is: "Whoever said Laughter is the best medicine.. probably never had gonorrhea..."

What do you think love is? I have some theories to what exactly people like to call love. 1. It is an protozoic instinct, which is activated in the mating period and there is a big hormonal activity, which makes us think that we like someone else, just because our animal instincts want to...

Now I recently had the unique opportunity to argue with a Muslim missionary who's perhaps one of the most despicable humans I've ever met. He came to my university, AUB, and held a series of talks where he asserted that Islam gives life purpose, there is a God, and Religion is not out-dated. He...

I'm currently involved in making a documentary. The topic: the effect that the internet and technology has on the social and educational lives of teenagers and young adults, with an emphasis on how people are becoming more and more disconnected from nature as they become more connected with...

I never knew I had such a big one until my friend pointed it out today. This girl Svetka was sitting in my lap, and I had one of her hands in mine. Get your mind out of the gutter... I was playing with her fingers subconsciously; not a big deal, right? But then she lifted her hand to push...

Here's a link to a previous thread I made, before I started the job I just recently got let go from. Yup, as a few of you know, I'm jobless again. Again. It sucks. Kinda. But at the same time, I'm getting used to sitting around doing nothing, then drinking beer, then sleeping, then starting the...

Drug: 15 grams of Philosopher's Stones Set: Relaxed, happy, although relatively tired from the previous night. Setting: My new place, where I've been living since Saturday. 19:20: Ate the Philosopher's Stones. I still don't like them. Downed them with some apple juice to neutralize the...

I said this at some point in the day during a lighthearted argument when I said something off the wall and everybody stared. "Don't look at me like I'm crazy! I'm not ready to face the truth yet!!" Thoughts?

D has been in utah the last 3 weeks, and I started working night at a strip club waiting tables. I had blisters on top of my toes. ON TOP OF TOES!! My kids have both gotten colds, and the flue. Juggling both has been fun, especially since until recently I was working those nights...I got...

FUCK COPYRIGHT! Now that's out of the way, let me explain. I don't know how it's in the rest of the world, but here in Belgium we have Sabam that regulates copyright laws. If you want to throw a party with a dj, you pay Sabam for every song you play. You throw a birthday party for your 4 year...

I was watching the Pens play the Caps on Sunday, and as expected between hockey rivalries, a fight broke out between several of the players--one of whom was the Pens' Tyler Kennedy. Kennedy isn't a big guy by any standards, but he can dish it out as well as most of them. Anyway, the announcer at...

Everyone has a guilty pleasure. Most of the time people don't want to admit it, but I think it's about damn near time we had a thread about it, eh? But first, let me define what I mean by guilty pleasure, for those of you who may be a bit confused. A guilty pleasure is something that you vividly...

As the topic suggests, which do you prefer? What's your hands down favorite? Doesn't have to be domestic, obviously. Personally, I like the Belhaven Wee Heavy 16.9. Been liking Shock Top more and more too.