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In typical “Top Ten” fashion, we’ll start at 10 and work our way down. Of course, this means that fails will start with simple little things and then degenerate to the straight up stoopit. Yes. I spelled it “stoopit”.
10) This one’s perpetrated by veterans and noobs alike: Table-Breaking images. Okay, look, guys. Resizing photos is not an aneurysm provoking computing operation. In fact, it’s quite simple. So simple, in fact, that most image hosting sites will resize them for you. Photobucket, for example, hosts all images you see here that are posted by yours truly (unless I just steal the URL from elsewhere on the net). They will not cause the entire site to crap itself and drool. You might, but not the site.
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1) Happy Birthday. Honestly…it’s a mile-marker. Only the elderly should be congratulated for making it another year, but only if they’re VERY old, and they’re contributing to their longevity. It’s seriously like saying “Hey, way to go falling out of your mom a number of exact Earth orbits ago.” I propose: “_th annual fell out of your mom award”.
2) How are you? If you’re not REALLY interested, don’t ask. Most of the time, we get “fine, thanks. You?” There is that chance that you’re setting yourself up, though. That’s like pretending to be concerned about your friend’s mom’s colon surgery and having to sit through the fully detailed dissertation with graphic charts. Possibly photos. I propose something much less informationally intensive: “Don’t tell me about your poop chute.”
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Lately I was sidelined with a thought. It’s hard enough to figure out sometimes who to take seriously sometimes. It was then that I realized that no one has yet come up with a comprehensive list of people who should never be taken seriously under any circumstances. I then decided that I should undertake this project on my own. Not because I am some kind of subject matter expert, but because I am never taken seriously myself anyway, so not like anyone’s losing anything here.
So, without any further procrastination, my list of...
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I think I appropriately censored the title. Not because I don't enjoy swearing like a sailor, but for the benefit of you, the reader, to insert your own expletive after you have finished reading this.
A note to Twilight fans: This is a humorous review. I do not like Twilight. I never will. I have my own opinions about the books, movies, and author just as much as you do. In other words, you may not want to read this. In addition, there will be spoilers. If you have any plans to read the books or watch the movies (save your soul) then you may also not want to read this review.
Let's begin, shall we?
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1. Think about the person you are in love with.
I know it's hard, because this person might annoy you at times, and maybe they forgot your birthday last year, but think about all the times you laughed together and the time they found out that you, like other people, do take poo's. You will find the love there.
2. Come up with some sappy melody.
More often than not, a love song will be soft guitar, or piano, not amped up electric guitar with the most crunch you can possibly muster. That might be the type of music your lover is into, but it's not as sweet, and you might blow out an ear drum since they'll be trying to listen to the lyrics. Also, use a sweet voice, no screaming, although that may be the popular thing at the time, it's not timeless.
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I'm not one of those girlie girls. You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones that wrinkle their noses at the slightest of odors, asks "what's that?" before they touch it or decide to touch it.. much less wonder if they want to be in the same room as it.
It amazes me that these ladies ever manage to pluck or shave a damn thing for the "eww's and Oh.My.God's". I envision a mild scrap as a trip to the ER demanding a blood transfusion. Okay, so I'm over dramatizing... maybe, but how the hell do they do it?
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I know this, Tai; I found it in an old LJ entry and figure I'd share it for those who haven't seen it.
And by repped you mean had sex with.
Right? Right?
No Just Cock Farm us instead!!
Of course! I haven't been a werewolf for these hundreds of years without knowing how to survive. :eek:
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Top 10+ People Who Should Never Be Taken Seriously Ever
3Dradio on 02-07-2010