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    Thumbs Up Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...

    Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...


    In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.

    1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.

    2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.

    3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

    4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ‘em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like ‘em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

    5.) They’ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

    6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it’ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they’re more attentive than guys who “have more options”. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they’ll likely have mental lists of all the things they’d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.

    7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I’m not really familiar with this myself, but I’ve friends who’ve been intimate with geek guys and it’s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.

    8.) They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?

    9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won’t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his “groove” on with club hotties because, frankly, he’ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.
    Me: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models... They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!”
    Geek Guy: “ooooooo...”
    Me: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
    Geek Guy: “What?”
    Me: “Never mind...”

    10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you’ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he’ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn’t want to go someplace with you, you won’t have to worry much about what he’s up to. You’ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It’s ok. He’s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.

    11.) His friends aren’t jerks. I can’t stress this enough. You’ll more likely get “Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!” than “Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on...” They’re awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).

    12.) They’re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. He does too! They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won’t try their best to make you feel like crap.

    13.) They’re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won’t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he’ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...

    14.) You’ll almost never have to hear, “Yaw dawg whazzap!!” plop out of their mouths. Unless it’s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get “wasted”, so you won’t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...

    15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than “DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!” Believe me.
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    Hey this made me feel better about my nerdiness! Hear, hear.
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    I guess my husband is a geek. hahahah - now I can tease him! (but he dun like mt. dew... ah well not all geeks are perfect!)

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    Have to agree with most of the reasons shown above, having fallen head over heels for a geek of the 3rd power.

    The only real drawback that I've found is trying to compete for attention with a stupid machine. It's always there, it's always on, and there will always be someone on the internet who wants to talk. There have been times when I've been sorely tempted to cut the connection (whoops!) and then he'll do something so ridiculously romantic that all is forgiven.

    But I guess it would be the same for someone who had the luck to be drawn towards a sports fanatic, or car enthusiast, or any other type of obsession.
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    That was so aweosme Bitch and true!

    I am putting that in a blog labeled: Why I love my boyfriend or something.
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    See all of that is 100% true. We geeks dont have to many girls knocking on our doors so if one does we will treat her like the queen of the world. So remember girls he may not be the best looker but he can still have a kick ass personality.
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    That is so fucking true.

    We nerds/dorks/geeks WILL save the world one day.
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    Bitch is one of my heros.

    Repfest on Bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tostig View Post
    Bitch is one of my heros.

    Repfest on Bitch!


    Ditto.
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    Totally fuckin' true man. I will quote my ex-girlfriend on one occasion:

    "You're so much nicer and gentle than that preppy ass Tyler I dated before. He was so cocky and I couldn't stand anything he would say to my parents."

    Boo-Ya! But yeah the point is, nerdy guys take care of girls like they would take care of themselves...minus the computer stuff . We're also more gentle and caring and even if it comes down to sex, we make sure you climax
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    Quote Originally Posted by PissedRae View Post
    I guess my husband is a geek. hahahah - now I can tease him! (but he dun like mt. dew... ah well not all geeks are perfect!)
    My fiancee is a geek/nerd too and he doesn't drink anything with caffien in it. *sigh* More mt.dew for me I guess. And this thread is very amusing and mostly true.
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    The only downside is if your birthday, holiday, special occassion falls on the same day the latest gratest game hits the stores! Then oops! It will be weeks before his head comes up for air. Otherwise, where do I find a older geek/hippy type. Yeah, needs to be a bit hippy for me.

    Sorry, old fart alert!

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    Got a geek, love the geek. So true! It's okay too, because then you don't seem so weird to them if they are as weird (or more) as you!

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    ....and we're great in bed. As geeks we're always interested in figuring out the mechanics of giving a woman an orgasm. we won't quit till we've found the best way to go about it. Even then we won't stop experimenting. We're always seeking the best way to give a woman the most numerous and intense orgasms possible. But as in the jobs we're employed in we also deserve proper compensation for our dilligent work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxPower View Post
    ....and we're great in bed. As geeks we're always interested in figuring out the mechanics of giving a woman an orgasm. we won't quit till we've found the best way to go about it. Even then we won't stop experimenting. We're always seeking the best way to give a woman the most numerous and intense orgasms possible. But as in the jobs we're employed in we also deserve proper compensation for our dilligent work.
    ...and I can testify to that.

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