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Home / Portal
It's the front page. It's like a front door really. From here you can see and access everything. Do we need to explain more? I mean, if you're not familiar with a front door should you really be on the interwebernets in the first place? The e-world is dangerous and this portal lets you experience a truly unique aspect of this e-world. This is where all the weirdos come.
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Forums
Do you feel a need to just let it all out? Got something pressing you need to say? Then visit the forums and post your innermost private thoughts for the world to see. We promise that we will probably use them for our own entertainment. Like a bad taste the morning after, our forums will leave you wondering what exactly you were thinking.
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Games
When you've read all there is to read, and chat is dead check out the arcade. Here you will find plenty of games and can even challenge other users to tournaments. This section alone sucks up like half the time our users spend on the site. See if you can beat BklynCannonball at one of these games. Be warned, the arcade is for contributing members only.
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Photo Gallery
WTF is a place where the strange and unacceptable happens on a normal basis. And this being the internet, pictures are worth a thousand posts. So here you'll find all the strange, sick and twisted images our users want you to see. You will find images that are frequently used in our forums, or just simply make us giggle like a mentally deranged llama serial killer.
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Chat Room
When you feel lonely and have the need for the kind of human contact you can only get by chatting online with random strangers enter here! Using the latest in IRC technology, chat is where you can go to... well... chat with other members of WTF.com If you thought our forums were strange check this place out. Just make sure you've had all of your shots.
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Gear
Here is where you can buy various WTF.com gear like t-shirts, hats, mugs, mouse pads to help support out side! All proceeds from the sale of these items go right back into the site towards graphics, scripts, hosting, and features to help this site grow! Our site cannot survive without the continued help of our membership, so show your support today!
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Quotes: General Database
Just like the name says, it's a realm of quotes. Funny things, sad things, or just plain prophetic things. If someone said it, we'll put quotes around it and put it here. We might even get lucky and attribute it to the right person. Or you can submit your own for e-credit. As we all know, Eagles my soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Quotes: WTF Chat Database
Here you will find all funny quotables from our very own WTF Chat Room! Sometimes our ranters make a funny and we just had to show everyone and save it for posterity! In fact, if you spot something funny in the chat room, go ahead and submit it yourself and we'll consider it if it has that right amount of humor or feces.
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Member GoogleMaps (Offline)
Have a look at our GoogleMap and you can browse where many of our ranters are located around the world. Be forewarned, many of our ranters live in abandoned warehouses or out in the middle of the ocean (yes, Jesus does visit here) so be careful when paying them a visit! Stalker. Oh yes, and if you're brave, go ahead and add yourself too so that we can track you down and... well, why spoil the surprise.
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WTF Radio Live
If you've survived everything else we have to offer, check out our affiliated internet radio station. Sit back and enjoy some tunes or listen as some of our beloved posters go crazy on the air. You'll definitely not want to miss our live shows, just make sure your parents are in the other room having sex. There's no FCC here so if they want to say it, chances are they already did.
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Interactive Stories
Remember those interactive "Pick Your Path" adventure stories you read as a kid? Or, knowing about the collective IQ of our ranters - just last week? Well they're back! Go ahead and browse from our existing stories and add a chapter to them once you arrive at the end of a particular path! Or if you wish, you can create an entirely new story and watch the madness ensue! Why not click and start reading today?
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Confessions
Have you done something naughty? Have you done something dirty? Did you screw your sister's Barbie Doll? Is the guilt wearing you down? Get it off your chest and confess the wrongness of yourself here. We can't absolve you of your sins, but we can laugh at you for them. And really, what is the internet for if not for confessing your deepest darkest secrets for complete strangers to see for all time? (Or until the server finally dies.)
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The Funnies
Did somebody say strips?! We'll just assume you're not a pervert and that you meant comic strips. Which we have right here. For when the rest of the random craziness gets too much, you can come here and read the funnies. Or just look at the pictures. They can't protect you, but they might save your sanity all the same.
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Graffiti Wall
Leave your mark on WTF.com! Come here and tag our wall. We promise, we don't mind. Here, you can find all sorts of interesting thoughts and suggestions sprayed all over our precious brick wall (just don't touch the yellow paint). Well, ok, it's not our brick wall. It's the wall of the place next door. But they're scared of us so tag it all you want and let people that don't know you, know that you were here!
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Testimonials
Curious what other ranters might be saying about WTF? Of course you are, bitch. In fact, some members have been kind enough to leave us an entire testimonial because they've finally finished masturbating! Perhaps after reading a few, you'll even join in the testimonial orgy. Or at the very least, get a chuckle or two.
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The Maul (Offline)
Our very own forum store where you can buy stuff with the pwnies (our version of currency) that you gain from posting and doing other various things across the site. Or you can do the right thing that you mom always taught you and stick it in the bank. Holy shit, your mom is boring.
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Idiot of the Week (Coming Soon)
Stupidity on display has been the basis of the Internet since it was founded by Al Gore. Outcast by society, downtrodden by smarter beings, and put on display by WTF.com. This is our weekly salute to the sentients with tiny brains and connections to the internet. So, come on in, have a poke around, and pretend you're smarter than they are!
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Synergy Network
Synergy: The interaction of two or more agents or forces so that their combined effect is greater than the sum of their individual effects. “What does it all mean Basil?” Well, it's websites using vBulletin uploading threads to a central site, and allowing users and guests to vote on them. The most popular links get the front page!
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WTF.comic
WTF.comic (Under Construction)
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